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by mav • September 7, 2011 • 0 Comments

Putting my cat to sleep. 🙁 We love you, Tess.

Todays Wistful Career Change Decision: Reality TV Star. I think I want to call the show “Mav vs. Wild”

Cowboy ninjas in speedos? Ok, I need to have a pool party like this. Maybe we can skip the death part though. http://t.co/d7Xrv0v

Todays Wistful Career Change Decision: Master of Puppets. Blinded by me you can’t see a thing. Just call my name cuz I’ll hear you scream

trying something new #fondlefriday @rihanna @rileysteele @mena13suvari @AdrianneCurry @elizadushku Just cuz I’d love them to fondle me back.

Today’s Wistful Career Change Decision: Host of all-black, cable-tv, stand-up comedy show. Are y’all ready — For the next — CO-ME-DI-AN?!?

Today’s Wistful Career Change Decision: Witch Doctor. Ooh eee ooh ah ah ting tang walla wall bing bang!

My friend @wayne_wise has epublished his 3 new books. Only $2.99 each, so what do you have to lose? Check them out. http://t.co/HoiloYU

Todays Wistful Career Change Decision: 1 Man Flash Mob. My first performance was here in my cube at work. Went off on schedule & I rocked it

Todays Wistful Career Change Decision: Bad Bad Leroy Brown. Or Mack the Knife. Keep going back & forth. Just read both lyrics. I have issues

Todays Wistful Career Change Decision: The Fist of Khonshu. If you get this one, you are entirely too geeky.

Todays Wistful Career Change Decision: Hurricane Wave surfer. I’ve never actually surfed before, but really… how hard could it be?

Todays Wistful Career Change Decision: Certified Public Accountant. What? The world needs CPAs. Do all of these have to be funny?

I just got spam asking me to join a senior citizens dating service. Am I that old?

Todays Wistful Career Change Decision: Revenge Gigolo. Hubby is cheating & you want revenge sex? Call me! All major credit cards accepted!