I want my own wistful career change decision reality show. Each week I take a new weird job & reduce it to sex, jokes and bitter wisecracks.
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Today’s wistful career change decision: drill sergeant. Mostly I just want to yell and call people maggot like Sgt. Slaughter.
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Tobacco Outletfoursquare
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Serious question: If you’re ultra-religious & believe in no premarital sex & no porn. How do you know what to do on your wedding night?
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Dear advertising industry, If your product is supposed to make me thin then maybe don’t make a fucking commercial with fat people you idiots
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Todays Wistful Career Change Decision: Punkin Chunker. http://t.co/VcBQjHT7 Ok… I might be a redneck.
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Oooh! Is this one of those days where all the white people left the office early again? Time to pump some Dr. Dre up in this motherfucker!
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Lostfoursquare
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Today’s Wistful Career Change Decision: Undisputed Heavyweight Champion of the World!!!! In tiddlywinks.
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I just unlocked the “Fixer Upper” badge on @foursquare! Tool Time!Fixer UpperWhether you're here for 1/4" electro-galvinized roofing nails or that hammer-machine-saw-thingy, here's to getting stuff done! You're a regular Tim Taylor!
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Lsi Lot
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Todays Wistful Career Change Decision:CTU Agent.Now to kick my heroin addiction, get accused of treason & save the president before midnight
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I hate leaving work at 5:45pm and it’s pitch fucking black outside. What the hell?
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Today’s wistful career change decision: Jammmm. Oh Jammm. Teddy jams for me. Stay tuned for a message from the godfather.
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I just unlocked the “Hot Tamale” badge on @foursquare! ¡Ay, caramba!Hot Tamale – Level 2Rice, beans, cheese, cilantro – why eat anything else when you can get all the important food groups wrapped into one delicious pound of foil? Now pass those nachos, will ya? It’s time to guac and roll. That's 5 different Mexican…