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by mav • December 19, 2011 • 0 Comments

Todays Wistful Career Change Decision: Generalissimo Dear Beloved Most Exalted Supreme Leader. I have your gratitude.

Oh my god! The dude who played Sams in Lean on Me got busted for possession. He’s still not killing himself expeditiously, I guess.

Todays wistful career change decision: bare knuckle boxer. Only I’m gonna be all intellectual & call myself a pugilist! Like Charlie Bowdre.

Todays wistful career change decision: afternoon tweeter. Cuz obviously I couldn’t be bothered to post this earlier. I even slack at twitter

Oh my god! The children are smoking the weed! I am shocked! Shocked I say! How could that be? http://t.co/ZoPGyved

Today’s wistful career change decision: Iron Chef Soulfood. Today’s theme ingredient: Hamhock!

Today’s Wistful Career Change Decision: Fear Factor champion. There’s something you don’t know about me, Joe Rogen. I smoke rock.

Todays Wistful Career Change Decision: Pilot of War Rocket Ajax.Because like it’s never going to get there unmanned.

Today’s Wistful Career Change Decision: NFL Backup Long Snapper. Get to travel with the team, paid league minimum and mostly never work. .

I’ve had a crush on @Alyssa_Milano since I was 10. But on twitter I see I want to be friends with her. Wonder if Catherine Bach is witty too

Today’s Wistful Career Change Decision: Junk Yard owner. Of course I’d just spend all my time wishing I owned the Maverick Arms hotel.

Todays wistful career change decision: spiritual leader. That Dali Lama has a fucking awesome gig! Pope too. How do I get in on that racket?

Cool shell script to generate sparklines (if you’re a weirdo information visualization weenie like some people I know) http://t.co/9U6d37iM

Todays Wistful Career Change Decision: Someone without a stomach flu. Blah.

Did Sirius really just play a radio commercial encouraging you to buy .xxx domains even for non-porn uses? Uhhhhh….