Ooh… Do I want to spend $64 buying all the Harry Potter books again? http://t.co/51TdRKei

Do you understand the metaphoric phrase “Lyte as a Rock?” it’s explaining how heavy the young lady is. Know what I’m saying, @megabee?

Damn, this is fucked up. I for one admire the kid’s tenacity! And like no one goes to prom hoping to get laid. http://t.co/chnHgjyX

Oh my god! I just got email spam that I actually kinda care about. Anyone want to go see Casablanca on the big screen tomorrow?

ok, quick review. the Cintiq 24HD is simply beyound awesome. I may not be able to afford to eat next year… but I totally have no regrets. http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B005THOE6U?ie=UTF8&tag=cosmihellc-20&linkCode=shr&camp=213733&creative=393177&creativeASIN=B005THOE6U&ref_=sr_1_1&qid=1332211012&sr=8-1Wacom Cintiq 24HD 24-Inch Pen Display – Graphics Monitor with Digital PenThe Cintiq 24HD sports a generous 24 inch display, large color gamut, and wide viewing angle make…

Today’s bonus career change decision: Gym owner. Any ladies need me to spot them? http://gizmodo.com/5894440/scientific-proof-that-exercise-can-cause-female-orgasmScientific Proof That Exercise Can Cause Female OrgasmWhile there's been anecdotal evidence floating around for a long time that exercise can help women achieve sexual satisfaction, a new study's gone and proved it;

Can someone explain to me the logic of a claw machine in a Toys’R’Us? There’s like “sure things” all around us.