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by mav • April 5, 2012 • 0 Comments

Todays Wistful Career Change Decision:Commercial Jingle Writer. “♬I want my babybackbabybackbabyback!♬” Admit it, its stuck in your head now

Clearly there’s some motherfucker working at Bath&Bodyworks who gets off on canceling whatever fragrance I like. Stop that shit already!

Today’s Wistful Career Change Decision: 4th grader. That seems like the proper amount of mental effort I’m capable of today.

nice! http://t.co/h3BFsDx5

Todays Wistful Career Change Decision: Chainsaw player in “Jackyl” tribute band. And maybe I can also do Ash impersonations on the side.

Woah! Maybe I should have wistfully wished to be an ice road trucker again. http://t.co/4b6uIPrn

Todays Wistful Career Change Decision: Reality TV star. Only my whole show will be about watching me take a nap.

whew… just completed my first 10K in less than an hour since I started running again. Yay good shoes making up for crap knees! 56:31

New ink. http://t.co/5UdIRr98

Tattoo time!

Today’s Wistful Career Change Decision: George Clooney body double. We look exactly alike… if you squint… And then poke out your eyes

Todays Wistful Career Change Decision: 60s AdExec. As I understand the job its:smoke cigar, drink bourbon & slap my secretary then fuck her?

You’re supposed to wear helmets on BigWheels today? http://t.co/9FsLdgwi I swear we’re going to evolve a race of softskulled pussy children

Ever since I posted this earlier I’ve been thinking to myself: You know what would rock? Adult Big Wheels! http://t.co/mqpEuLuj

Today’s Wistful Career Change Decision: Stuntman/Daredevil. Someone give me some scissors and watch me run with them.