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by mav • May 8, 2012 • 0 Comments

Someone remind me to start cleaning my pool tomorrow.

Today’s Wistful Career Change Decision: Real House Husband of Pittsburgh, PA. Basically it’s get drunk and be a catty bitch, right?

woah… i often use Siri to read and reply to text messages while I’m driving. I didn’t know she could transcribe curse words!

Todays Wistful Career Change Decision: Competitive Napping! I’m not sure how it works, but I’m in! http://t.co/04nr5FYP

Dammit… how did I not know it was almost cinch de mayo? quick, who wants to come drink tequila and get naked with me?

Today’s wistful career change decision: sock model. It’s like underwear model. But for your feet!

Todays Wistful Career Change Decision: Media Assassin. Cuz @harryallen’s had a monopoly on that career way too long. Don’t believe the hype!

Today’s Wistful Career Change Decision: Branded. Scorned as the one who ran. What do you do when you’re branded, and you know you’re a man?

today I’m sharing an office with the company pres. To not be distracted I’m blasting JayZ on my headphones. This could go horribly wrong.

Todays Wistful Career Change Decision: Khal Mavro of the Dothraki, future lord of the 7 Kingdoms. (ok yeah, I want to fuck the Khaleesi)

Todays Wistful Career Change Dissidence: I got a letter from the government the other day. I opened and read it. It said they were suckers!

mowing the lawn for the first time of the year is no fun at all… ugh… at least it’s done now.

blah… tired of working… who wants to get drunk?

Last Chance: Who wants to watch all the Avengers movies at my place next weekend before we go to the new one> Sending out mail later today.

Today’s Wistful Career Change Decision: Paccino in any movie ever. “And she’s got a GREAT ASS!!! HOOOAHHH!!!”