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by mav • May 16, 2012 • 0 Comments

Todays Wistful Career Change Decision:@sam_kass’s press agent. I still demand that once hes on @BigBang_CBS he wear a @cosmichellcats tshirt

Dear 2 girls in front of me:normally I hate when people block both sides of the escalator but it was cool of you to at least have nice asses

Today’s Wistful Career Chang Decision: Lawn Mower Man. I need a John Deere rider mower and some cheesy special effects.

Woah… beyound awesome! RT: @petapixel: Amazing shadow photos created using carefully arranged objects: http://t.co/YCg5AtWH

iconography based on archaic concepts: http://t.co/2Awa960I Wow… I’m actually tweeting about HCI stuff for once. How novel!

Todays Wistful Career Change Decision: Fun Police. 38 shots. 2 passes. You didn’t even let the ground touch the ball. http://t.co/kn9wqCQP

Dammit! My hot tub won’t power up and I can’t figure out why.

just went running. 8 miles in the rain. I’m sore as hell. Who wants to come hot tub with me?

Once again, to all the babymamas and mamas’ mamas: Never meant to make your daughter cry. I apologize 1000 times!

¿Hmmm… so can I use Doce de Mayo as an excuse to drink twice as much as Cinco de Mayo?

Am I alone in hoping the new Dark Shadows fails utterly? I’d also hope this for Battleship, but that just feels like a waste of hope.

Todays Wistful Career Change Decision: 50 Shades of Mav. Why hello there, ladies… how you doin’?

huh… I just got facebook mail. They’re demolishing my highschool!

Todays Wistful Career Change Decision: Breakfast restaurant owner. Because this is the second day in a row I forgot to grab something. Ugh…

Todays Wistful Career Change Decision: Green Beret! 100 men will test today, but only 3 win the Green Beret! Only, like with naps.