Next comicon, I should cosplay as Carradine, the burglar. Wonder if anyone would get it (probably the same two people who get this tweet)

Wow… it’s been 20 years since the Newton came out? So I’ve had a PDA for more than half my life? Wacky. http://t.co/UOtus0n5Apple's Newton MessagePad PDA at Twenty | Techland | TIME.comA hands-on assessment of Apple's pioneering, ill-fated Personal Digital Assistant, twenty years after its original unveiling.

I wanna invent a way to bank up orgasms like a camel. Then when you get frustrated at work you goto a quiet corner & release one!

Dear asshole behind me: honk all you want. No one is running a red light because YOU’RE in a hurry.

At Wizardworld Philly and cult of personality just blared over the speakers. Apparently @CMPunk can pop a comic convention.

Off to Wizard World Philadelphia today. If you’re in town come on by. http://t.co/OlAnzwRLPhiladelphia Comic Con: Wizard Conventions, Comic Convention, Wizard World Philly, Wizard World Tou…Join tens of thousands of fans as they converge on the Pennsylvania Convention Center at Philadelphia Comic Con Wizard World Convention to celebrate the best in pop culture. Philadelphia Comic…

On way to Philadelphia for comicon. All my Philly friends should come by. Or at least meet me for a drink.

hehehe…. Leeroy Jenkins the motion picture. Say what you will, I bet it’s better than Battleship. http://t.co/ygtdOAAc