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bicentennial plus 27

danitapgh is having a birthday party for anukul. Much like with my parties she has decided to make it all themey and dress-uppy and stuff. Being that I am me, I decided that I had to participate in the dressing up. Initially, I had planned on simply getting some bell-bottoms and figuring that that would…

Maurice Gibb dead at 53.

Maurice Gibb is dead. And that is sad. Although beststephi will probably slap me for saying so, I don’t think its quite the tragedy of losing a JMJ. I do however think he was important enough that the Nightly News should have know to announce him as “Maurice” and not “Morris”

Bleah

What a bullshit way to lose a game… so drinking to drown my sorrows it is. Of course, I’m already quite drunk so I best slow down now. Oh well… with the Steelers eliminated, its time to start rooting for the 49ers (who I have in the office superbowl survivor pool). If they go all…

very much spam

and now I get this letter: Subject: Think you’ve seen porn? How about a dog giving 5+ girls oral sex till they cum? So you think you’ve seen some crazy porn? Think you’ve seen all the crazy stuff out there? YOU HAVEN’T SEEN SHIT!!! I saw the most un fuckin believable video clip thats ever…

Not quite spam

So I got mail that I at first thought was spam from these people. Something told me I should read it though so I did. Actually what they want is permission to republish (and link to) my flirting essay. Hmmm… now part of me simply acknowledges that if I put something out on the internet,…

by the way…

ummm… who is planning on watching the Steeler game in the MikeStephMav Theater of Love on Saturday? sui66iy and I were thinking we should get beer or something. Ummm, its saturday afternoon instead of sunday morning. Were people still expecting me to cook?

bleah (part 2)

thank you to everyone who provided anti smoking encouragement…. I think you’re all nuts… I clearly was healthier as a smoker than I am at this very moment. But I thank you nonetheless. Lets see… had my last cigarette at about 2pm yesterday, so roughly 30 hours ago. Last one before that was at like…

The weekend so far

Did some cleaning in the basement. Built stadium seating couches in the TV room (you just have to see them to believe them. this is so cool, I could die), tried to fix the ceiling fan, failed, went to sleep, and woke up and it was magically working. Now getting ready to go to the…

Friday Five

I never do these things, but I’m bored so I’m going to. Besides… if I do it looks like I’ll be the first boy on my friends list to do so. And so: 1. Do you wear any jewelry? What kind? Let’s see… I have 2 studs in my ear lobe, one triangle that use…