I have no idea what to put in a 2 min video about myself that would inspire TV execs to cast me in a real life Truman show. beststephi and hurtsogood have both suggested that I talk about Jammy Jam and perhaps reenact the fabled striptease. I dunno. Seems like as good an idea as…

so after speaking with sui66iy about a recent post in his journal regarding writing stories based on people’s suggestions on LJ, we have decided to “put the band back together.” That is to say, LX lives… in a manner of speaking. This isn’t your father’s LX. This isn’t about hanging out at the Cage. This…

So I just filled out the Big Brother application. It’s 8 pages long, and actually pretty detailed. I still have to make a video tape and get the whole thing sent in by Friday. I would just like to point out for the record that beststephi has specifically instructed me to “sleep with whoever I…

I listen to the Howard Stern show on the radio on my drive in to work every day. There is a commercial that has been playing lately for a product called “Elongate” which is a pill that men can take to increase their “length and girth.” The product is “guaranteed” or its free. And best…

how the hell did that happen? As has been my custom for the last couple years, I avoided official carnival events. After I got my laptop back, I did Silkys. beststephi and I briefly considered hitting the TMBG concert after Silky’s on Friday, but thought better of it once we saw how long the line…

Warning: As I type this, I am a little drunk… I had some vodka, you see Ok, so we’ve talked about this before, and we’re talking about it again. sui66iy and I really want to have a party. We were thinking to hell with themes. How about we just get a whole bunch of alcohol…

Finally sold the Vagabond MK I yesterday. Got $125 for it. This doesn’t seem like a lot, but given that its currently a 2 ton paperweight, and that I only paid $1 for it in the first place, the 12500% profit is pretty awesome. Not I just need to fix some of the nuances on…

so I have my laptop back… yay! I can actually like log in and read my mail at will now instead of at the good graces of beststephi and sui66iy (both of whom I thank for allowing me to use their machines this last week). It turns out that it was not a loose cable,…

MacOutfitters called. My laptop is all fixed and happy. I can come pick it up at anytime. Anyone else feel like skipping out on rainy carnival and going up there?

Got up this morning and noticed the torrential downpour that is currently occuring. “That’s weird” I thought. Then I realized that its Carnival, and thus goes the curse of buggy.

so today one of the producers at channel 9 informed me that in order to deal with the fact that the show’s ratings basically really suck, we’re going to double its length and air it twice as often. So they’d like me to produce a show that is twice as long for the same amount…

raia, sui66iy and beststephi are trying to convince me to tryout for Big Brother. mamarayne was originally against the idea as it might bring dishonor to our family, but then she started thinking about the money and seems to be changing her tune. Other opinions?

wheee… I have heat… I may now return to dreading my futile existence at a very comfortable 78 degrees…