dude! and I thought being laid off of my job sucked… at least I wasn’t 84. Uggghhh… its only 3:38! I want to go to happy hour. Anyone else up for it?

Sometimes I wonder about the great things that I am missing because of TiVo. I happened to not fast forward through a set of commercials tonight, and I was lucky enough to see the BEST COMMERCIAL EVER! Coors Light: Ode to the Wingman. I’d link to but it doesn’t seem to be on the Coors…

to assuage the concerns of certain nameless individuals (*cough* sui66iy *cough-cough*) please note that my call for models which requested “gorgeous women” is not exclusive. If you are a ugly, stinky, homeless man and would like to appear in a photosketch, please contact me as well. (I mean, look at my icon…) Or for that…

Ok, so honestly I’m not starving at the moment, but lately I haven’t been all that artistic either. I aim to change all that. First things first, I have finally added danitapgh’s portrait. That brings the photosketch series to seven. In case anyone hasn’t seen the others, they are: Cheryl, Mathilde, Regina, Diane, Jennifer and…

so sui66iy in his recent strive for weenieness posted that he had calculated his Ecological Footprint. Lots of people followed suit. I was bored and decided to give it a shot myself. Hmmm… I only hit 7.4. 72% of the average. I really expected that to be higher (and it might be 6.6, I said…

So, as I mentioned earlier, it was reported today that Nina Simone is dead at 70. What I didn’t know at the time was that last week, Luther Vandross had a stroke at 52 years of age. I am suddenly fearing for the human race as there is now the very real possibility that no…

gigglefaerie has informed me that Nina Simone has died at age 70. There are no words.

I’ve added some products (mostly t-shirts and the like) to the Elseworld Gift Shop, In particular, everyone should check out the new Military Teddy Bears just because they are so cute you could just die. max1975 and I have been talking and hopefully we’ll be able to put really cheap posters up soon.

and so I wrote something for sui66iy’s political satire challenge in . I’m not sure it quite qualifies as “political satire” or even a story really (its only 350 words long), but the point is that i wrote something, so maybe this is the start of a long tradition of new creativity on my part.…

In the mighty tradition of living by committee I am posting my latest decision for livejournaldom assembled for comment and ideas. So beststephi and sui66iy are planning a party in the next month or so as I have mentioned before. I was stricken with something of an epiphany today, and I am wondering what others…

beststephi and I went to the zoo today. In some ways, its really nice to go there and take pictures of a bunch of animals that I don’t otherwise see on a regular basis. But in a lot of other ways, being at the zoo just makes me really really sad. The animals that get…

well the tape is done (its a little over 2 min, so they might just automatically disqualify me) and its in the mail (fed ex). So that’s pretty much it for that. I don’t expect that I’ll hear from them again, but ah well… the dream is out there or something. I’ll say one thing…

opted for a Masterpiece Theater spoof. Cute. But I don’t know that its gonna cut it… Ah well.. so long as I had fun, right?

my lack of an idea for a two minute video tape… gah… stricken by such mediocrity… oh the humanity!