yesterday, I got spam which made it through my filters that was entitled: “Do you hate Junk Mail?” Today, I got the same spam again. The mail goes on to tell me how the sender used to hate spam too, but only because he thought everyone deleted it. But research shows that people read their…

So I’m driving home from work… don’t even get me started on work, I only have 1000 words of free-flowing hostility and don’t want to waste them on tangents, so lets just leave it at this… just fucking kill me. Ok, that’s out of the way… I was driving home from work, as I said…

So, the Great Sasuke took his seat in the Assembly today. Rather than take his mask off he ordered a brand new one. I want to get a mask and go into politics!

Did you ever have a dream? Everybody has a dream. My dream involves oversized wheels, shiny chrome running boards, an 18-inch lift kit, dangerous bass, a silicon enhanced Barbie on the hood and mad hydralics in the back. Picture me rollin’! So I got the newest issue of Sport Truck Magazine this weekend. It was…

1) made out the initial party invite for Aloha Jam. In all likelihood, if you happen to be reading this, I meant to invite you, and you should check your mail for details. If you didn’t get an invite from me, let me know. Hmmm… I still don’t have prizes yet. Any suggestions? 2) played…

so my camera finally did arrive. I charged it and took it to Silky’s with me to play. I am quite pleased with the results. I guess in theory I am ready to start taking pictures for my photosketches. I wish I had a bigger memory card for it though (since the resolution is better,…

took the day off to get a lot of things done. People came and installed new cabinets in our kitchen. Never buy cabinets. Buying cabinets is a pain in the ass, and ultimately more trouble than its worth. Just ask sui66iy. Really, its better to just leave all of your dishes and food stacked up…

jameel has informed me that one of my favorite mall stores, Gadzooks has decided to dump their male clothing lines and becomea girl only store. Excuse me for a moment… Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, Cocksucker, Motherfucker, and Tits!!!! There… that’s better… What the hell? Like there aren’t enough places in the world where guys can’t…

So the second X-men movie comes out on Friday… anyone interested in: 1) gathering at my place for a private showing of the first one tonight in the basement theater? (perhaps I can even be inclined to pick up X-men 1.5 on my way home from work today) 2) getting together for the new one…

well, everyone else is doing it… The Dante’s Inferno Test has banished you to the Eigth Level of Hell – the Malebolge!Here is how you matched up against all the levels:LevelScorePurgatory (Repenting Believers)LowLevel 1 – Limbo (Virtuous Non-Believers)Very LowLevel 2 (Lustful)ExtremeLevel 3 (Gluttonous)ModerateLevel 4 (Prodigal and Avaricious)Very HighLevel 5 (Wrathful and Gloomy)HighLevel 6 – The…

All work and no play makes Maverick a dull boy! All work and no play makes Maverick a dull boy! All work and no play makes Maverick a dull boy! All work and no play makes Maverick a dull boy! All work and no play makes Maverick a dull boy! All work and no play…

Good Lord… someone gave Pat Sajak his own talk show again. Soon as I get home I’m going to start stockpiling rations and weapons in the basement. ARMAGEDDON IS COMING! REPENT! REPENT!

All bow down before the marketing genius that is Тату. I just finished watching their new video for Not Gonna Get It. Ummm… wow… Apparently someone just completely knows how to market directly to me. The pitch meeting probably went something like this: “Ok, let’s see… we want to appeal to the 20-something negro male,…

so my roommates have decided that silly things like occupational conferences and sibling weddings are more important than celebrating the occasion of my birth, so its possible Jammy Jam is going to be moved slightly. It will be within a week of my birthday, but it may be before my birthday. Right now, the possibilities…

to assuage the concerns of certain namelss individuals (*cough* yannaboo *cough-cough*) please note that my call for models is still open despite the fact that there have already been volunteers. Also, note that I did say that I wanted gorgeous women and ugly, stinky, homeless men and everything in between and was not necessarilly limiting…