So apparently I do not in fact need to be able to breathe in order to demonstrate my devastating net game. Beat wooble at tennis. 6-4, 6-7 (7-1), 7-5. That moves me back up to .500 in the tennis ladder. Still not good enough to pass beststephi. It actually kind of sucks because I’ve played…

so I’m still having sinus trouble, but its sooooooo nice outside. I probably don’t really need to be able to breathe to play tennis, right? wooble is probably going to kick my ass. Thus lowering me on the tennis ladder. Sigh…

the more times I get up at 6 in the #%&@ing morning, the more I hate getting up at 6 in the #%&@ing morning.

ok… I’m sure its not sinuses. Clearly, I have the SARS.

Ok, enough of that… I can’t believe people intentionally do this to themselves. For the record, I weigh in at 179.0 lbs on my one day diet. Trust me, it was not just water weight, I did lose a legit 3 pounds. I expect that this wouldn’t happen to most people, but 1) I’ve always…

I’m 28 years old. Why the hell do I suddenly have Spring allergies. I never had them before in any of the other 28 Spring seasons that I have passed through. Exactly why do I have them now? (for the record, this started yesterday sometime before I bought the Hyrdroxycut&#153. So its not that. Clearly…

for various and sundry reasons, I happened to be at Walmart yesterday. While shopping for other stuff, I happened upon a display for Hyrdroxycut&#153. Ok, so I’m not exactly hugely overweight or anything, but I’m about 5-10 lbs. outside of my target weight window(165-175) right now, so I figured what the hell? Honestly, I’m not…

Before the day is over, I just want to say Happy Mother’s Day to my mom, mamarayne and to any other mother out there. Happy Mother’s Day and goodnight.

Hung out at Silky’s for like 5 hours yesterday with beststephi, wooble, Tracy and some of Tracy’s friends. To everyone who thinks its a lame bar to hang out at… bah! Bah I say! Did much drinking and socializing with random people at other tables and the waitstaff. Spent the rest of the evening hanging…

1. Would you consider yourself an organized person? Why or why not? Yes, I think so. Most people would probably look at, say, my desk and and assume that it was completely chaotic. But in reality, there is a very sophisticated, multi-layered filing and placement scheme at work here that keeps me on top of…

I need a drink. Is it happy hour yet? No? What? more than 8 hours? CRAP!

If you are working out its generally a bad idea to drop a 20 lbs. barbell on your finger. Just in case anyone was wondering. That is all.

if any of you care (anisodragonfly and jetgrrl01, I am looking in your general directions), I’m discussing Buffy theories with people in thwomp’s journal, here.

Something that suddenly occurs to me…. You know, I think if I were a 14 year old girl, I’d want to fuck R Kelly. I’m not saying its right, mind you. I’m just saying I understand…

a long time ago I used to be a pretty decent pinball player. I used to play every day. There used to be a Twilight Zone machine in my living room. Times got hard, and I was eventually forced to sell the TZ and I fell out of practice. The last two years I’ve competed…