So to all the people who have thought over the years “I’d pay good money to watch Mav get punched in the face.” You have the chance this weekend, as I will once again be managing Shiima (and the Wildcards) as they take on Jason Gory and the Gambino Brothers at the next IWC show…
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on stupid customer service people…
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I tried to order a shoulder brace since I’ve been screwing my shoulder up pretty badly wrestling. I just got the following mail from the company I ordered the brace from: I have been informed that the shoulder support that you ordered, is being redesigned at the moment, and will not be available for a…
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on youth going wild…
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Had my managerial debut yesterday for IWC in Munhall. Managed Shiima against Jason Gory. Lot of fun, but I was unhappy with my promo. My first one, but still. Will have to work on that. Shiima lost after accidentally knocking me out when I was interfering on his behalf and taking a Spanish Fly from…
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ooh! its after midnight!
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game on!
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on the jams…
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as you might have noticed, there was no Halloween Jam this past weekend. I was out of town at the wedding reception of ere_i_am_jh and justjk2478 (which was quite lovely by the way). Anyway, to make up for this, and to avoid having to go like 10 months until Aloha Jam without throwing a party,…
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on why nerds don’t get laid…
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It astounds me that there are actually people who think that this is a good idea: will tech support for sex… listen up geekboys… if you are so upset that you aren’t getting any that you are tempted to post an ad like this, let me give you a hint. The fact that you think…
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on makeovers for girls (boobies boobies boobies)…
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Went home sick today. Being sick sucks. Anyway, didn’t feel like doing nothing while I was at home, so I figured I might as well post pics from this weekend. papertygre and georgejas both expressed the desire to utilize my shopping expertise and get new clothes. Whee, its just like playing with life-sized Barbie dolls.…
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an open letter to the balding negro gentleman who works at McDonalds…
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(note: this letter may at first glance to the caucassian seem somewhat harsh on african americans. please understand that it is not intended to be so, it is intended as helpful words of advice. or as my people say: don’t hate the playa, hate the game) Dear Sir, I frequented your eating establishment today, and…
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debates anyone?
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Tonight, on the big screen in theater. Let me know if you want to drop by.
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on the equilibrium of a chaotic political system…
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(I did a short rant earlier that monkey587 noted was under 1000 words. I told him don’t worry, that was just the warm-up. I was just getting started) So I think I’ve made it pretty clear over time that I am no so much with the sanity. At the very least I have pretty, lets…
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on silly things you hear on the radio…
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so I was driving home from work today listening to the local negro radio station and I heard the oddest commercial. It was the voice of a 13-year-old white boy (odd in and of itself, because commercials on black radio stations generally strive to have very obviously “black voices” do their advertising) talking about a…
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on rasslin’, rockin’ rhymes, republican rhetoric and recreational drinkin’…
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neck is really sore from wrestling practice yesterday. I should really do more neck exercises. I also seem to be developing a bit of a headache. Hope I’m not getting sick. Well, at least its Friday. Also picked up Get on Da Mic for the PS2 yesterday. It’s sort of like Karaoke Revolution except that…
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on matrimonial congratulations…
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Congratulations to wooble and Tracey on their very lovely wedding and their brilliant choice of best man. Many happy years to you both.
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new and improved Maverick®, now with Kung-fu Grip™
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Now this is a meme worth stealing. From jameel: In the toy aisle of any shop, all of the dolls come packaged with one or two “accessories”. Barbie has her handbag, The Hulk has a big rock, and Action Man always came with some sort of cool gizmo. If you were to buy a chrismaverick…
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Protected: on today being the first day of the rest of my life…
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So I had a meeting with ACIS at CMU today about a possible contract that they might want me to work. I’m not sure if they’ll actually make me the offer, and I’m not sure if I have the time to do it if they did. It would be doing Interface design (which I like…

