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Wow, this is amazing photography. If you’re somewhere you can’t view NSFW photos, then immediately go to somewhere you can, because these are amazing! Sigh… it really bugs me that I have to pretend stuff like this is offensive when I post to Facebook. Damn you, America!!! http://www.nerve.com/love-sex/stunning-images-of-nude-ballerinas-dancing-in-stardust-nsfw?fb_action_ids=10100802517615320&fb_action_types=og.likes&fb_source=other_multiline&action_object_map=%5B578489922243966%5D&action_type_map=%5B%22og.likes%22%5D&action_ref_mapStunning Images of Nude Ballerinas Dancing in 'Stardust'…
ok, I want @jimmyfallon’s @bwilliams & @lesterholtnbc Rapper’s Delight remix as my ringtone. #TonightShow
I really hate that figure skating calls a jumping back spin a flip. #YouKeepUsingThatWordIDoNotThinkItMeansWhatYouThinkItMeans #Olympics
Hint: If you are taking a class where you are assigned to read a book, write about it, then watch the movie and write about it, you probably can’t get away with just watching the movie. They’re different! That’s why you’re doing both. And since your teacher assigned them, he probably knows them well enough…
Ever wonder how big everything in the universe is? Kid who made this was 14. When I was 14 I guess I was an idiot. http://t.co/ECRiRNUCg2Experience Just How Big the Universe is, in One Mind-Blowing InteractiveOMG this is amazing.
Ok, so Stephanie seems to be a little confused after my last post, so I made this handy dandy little Venn diagram. You can all print this out and carry it in your wallets. It contains everything you should ever need to know to get through life.
And this right here. This is the greatest moment in Olympic history. Wutang is for the children! #HenrikHarlautAintNothinToFuckWithDreadlocked Swedish skier wants you to know Wu Tang is for the childrenSwedish skier Henrik Harlaut seized the exposure granted by a run at Sochi to remind the world something important: Wu Tang is for the children. The…
apparently people were suffering under the delusion that EllenPage was straight. Seriously boys your chances are no worse now than before
oh wow…. according to my Facebook feed, I just made Barry White trend. I have magic mutant cosmic powers to control Facebook!!!! How can I make this work for me? #LennyWilliams, #LennyWilliams, #LennyWilliams I want some #MarvinGaye, Some #LutherVandross. A little #Anita will definitely set this party off right. I want some #ReadyFortheWorld, #SomeNewEdition, some…
Why is Luther Vandross trending on Facebook? I mean, I like Luther but he’s been dead 9 years. I can only assume that since it’s Valentine’s Day, there’s a whole lot of people playing it in hopes of “getting some.” Which I can certainly appreciate, but how come Barry White and Teddy P aren’t trending…
4 dudes on lingerie. I love regular guy analysis! This is awesome. (and a little nsfw, like the link says) http://t.co/x3qfSelmGzWhat Men Really Expect In Valentine's Day Lingerie [NSFW]Valentine's Day is here and while guys go all out with the romantic plans and efforts to make their girl feel special, we figured the least the…
So while I’m waiting for my De La Download code… Hey Jameel, I hear the drums echoing tonight but she hears only whispers of some quiet conversation
it’s 11 o’clock. Time to download every De La Soul song ever. #PotholesInLawn #OohOohOoh
Hmm… I wonder if I could radically change the social atmosphere of the nation by promoting the slogan “it’s not Adam and Steve, it’s Adam and Eve… or Addie and Eve, cuz that’s just hot.” Just think, liberals, conservatives, christians and atheists, all brought together in peace and harmony. I mean, at least the men……