Someone parked a conversion van, I’ve never seen before, decked out w/ curtains, outside my house. Anyone wanna go have sex in it?

Ok, from here on out I am never reading another book or going to another movie again. It’s all youtube from now on, kids!Harry Potter Retold By People Who've Never Read ItSpoiler Alert : these people don't know what they're talking about. Post to Facebook: http://on.fb.me/1mJwOYq Like BuzzFeedVideo on Facebook: http://on.fb.me…

Hehehe… In the middle of his Red Carpet interview, Will Smith just all of a sudden said: “Woah! I know that camera man! He worked on Fresh Prince!”

Wow, that’s awesome. I kinda feel like in america, he’d just be shit out of luck.Photog Loses $7,000 of Gear On Japanese Bullet Train, Gets Every Cent of It BackNews in the photo world isn't always uplifting — what with all the layoffs and copyright scandals — but once in a while you stumble onto…

Chuck Norris once beat 30 men in 5 minutes. Then Trejo stabbed Chuck Norris in the eye. Machete don’t waste time.

If I invented a device to rewind your Netflix, iTunes and Amazon rentals, I wonder if I could get people to fund the kickstarter.

You know. Back in my day Cracked only existed to be a magazine for kids who’s parents were dumb and accidentally didn’t buy Mad. I love how they’ve now become so smart. 5 Easy Ways to Spot a B.S. News Story on the InternetMost of the time, we don't need somebody else to debunk these…

Yep. That’s what young girls need. More etiquette.

This is the coolest little girl ever.

Why don’t the Girl Scouts just cut out the middle man and sell weed?A Savvy Girl Scout Is Selling Cookies at a Cannabis Clinic in San FranciscoOn Monday, a 13-year-old Girl Scout sold 117 boxes outside The Green Cross — 37 more boxes than what she sold standing outside a Safeway.

One would hope. But honestly I know some people who fit the stereotype. Don’t we H. Jameel Al Khafiz? *cough* Luke *cough*Where Did This Stereotype Come From?See more funny on Cheezburger.com

Really, I totally don’t get boys. Yes, I know I am one, or at least last time I checked. I would *get it* if boys were like “oh my god, I know a porn star! I’m so going to get laid!” Not that it would work. But I would understand the delusion. Fine…. But, “oh…

Maybe it’s real. Maybe it’s not. Who cares. This would have been the best commercial ever.

that geeks complain about movie Hacking enough that this is necessary is sad but next time it happens show them this: http://t.co/AcMIHjOf1kWhy Hollywood Hacking Is So Hilariously HorribleThe hacking scenes in House of Cards are wildly unrealistic. They're everything from infuriating to hilarious, but they are definitely not surprising. It turns out, though, that this…

I just got junk mail inviting me to apply to a K-8 charter school. Not for my kid(which I don’t have). For me. Hmm if this phd thing doesn’t work out…