7-31-08 (Photo credit: chrismaverick)
Help Wanted: I’m for looking henchmen to start my supervillain empire.
I’ll need:
• 4-6 bulky brawler dudes of below average intelligence who don’t mind being experimented on.
• one smaller but scrappy brawler who is more intelligent and can serve as the leader.
• A deranged mad scientist who is good at inventing things and maybe has a cybernetic eye or a claw for a hand or something and has a penchant for building doomsday devices
• one or two highly athletic sexy femme fatale assassins who are willing to please me sexually and kill my enemies in highly suggestive ways like breaking their necks with their thighs.
Yes, I fully understand that one of you will betray me at some point down the road. (Smaller scrappy guy, I’m looking in your general direction)
Competitive salaries. 3 weeks paid vacation. Full medical benefits including dental. Serious Inquiries only.
I hear Rob Ford is available. He could fill a few of those roles. 🙂
i’ll apply for the highly athletic sexy femme fatale; the perfect disguise to undermine all of your attempts at domination from the inside
Not sure I fit any of these positions but I’m sure you can find me a spot.
Dental, eh? Can I kill people with poisons I create lovingly from my garden? Blood makes me feel icky
Can I apply for the sexy bespectacled computer hax0r? I know it wasn’t listed, but you always need a sexy bespectacled hax0r geek!
Sarah: how did we never do a poison ivy cosplay shoot?
Cori: I think that’s more of a super hero thing. But we can always break the mold.
I’m good for deranged mad scientist on account of how i am wearing overalls and enjoy watching things explode.
Okay…I admit that I saw the name MIKE WOOD up there and freaked out for a second.
See! told you!
Let me know when you have an opening for a smarmy sycophant with no real value except to laugh with you.
“A deranged mad scientist who is good at inventing things and maybe has a cybernetic eye or a claw for a hand or something and has a penchant for building doomsday devices”
What about a deranged mad scientist who is adept at using psychology to manipulate, interrogate, and corrupt your foes? Recruiting and sales are important, as is minion retention.
Competitive salary and three weeks of vacation? And you even understand my desire to, I mean that someone may betray you? I’m down.
another job i’m not qualified for
Count me in #hench4life
*fills out an application and submits a resumé for “scrappy brawler”*
You should offer bonuses to incentivise outstanding goonary.
Can I be the smaller scrappy brawler???
Awe, there’s already an application submitted. Dang. Lol
applications!!! there’s no one hired yet… I’m sure I’ll have an extensive interview process at some point
Are you accepting hot deranged scientists? Think about the savings to your budget.
I am definitely the mad-scientist type!
see, now if you needed a sexy scientist, i’m your man.
(p.s., i’m of average attractiveness, and math scares me)
You need someone to be your Danny Ray or Virgil.