I do not understand this commercial, Stephanie and I just saw on TV. Yes… I will grant that I am not the target audience. Fine… But I have met women in my life… at least, you know, two or three… and my gut impression is that women on average don’t really want to associate their…

Dear SAT, please replace the whole essay section with a simple “What is a paragraph?” question. -Love, 1st Year Comp teachers everywhere

Always be yourself. Unless you can be Robert Downey Jr. Always be Robert Downey Jr. (Yes. I am a grown man and I have a thing for the Little Mermaid. I have issues if you hadn’t noticed.)

Who knows anything about Pittsburgh outdoor drinking laws? Like say Margaret Bashaar and I wanted to have a “picnic” (or just for instance a an adult kickball tournament) in a random Pittsburgh park, what do we have to do to not get arrested for having a keg there?

Bonus points if he was having sex while making the graphic. RT: @garyvee: Did you know? http://t.co/jvSqggRczmMav (@chrismaverick) posted a photo on TwitterGet the whole picture – and other photos from Mav

Yo dude in front if me with 40 items in the express lane: You deserve to be fucking shot. http://t.co/cQ9s5WbuiHMav (@chrismaverick) posted a photo on TwitterGet the whole picture – and other photos from Mav

Kickball!!! So a couple weeks ago, I made the random comment that it would be fun to get a bunch of adults together and have a drunken kickball game. The ideas been building since then, and Margaret Bashaar and I have decided that we really want to do it some time this summer. Everytime either…

As we all know science and collage scrap booking are basically the same thing.Here is the perfect male and female body according to male and femalesIf you ask men and women what they think the perfect body is, you're going to get two very different answers. It's fascinating, really. UK lingerie company Bluebella surveyed men…

SCIENCE!!! I kinda want to replace the how Biggest Loser with this program!

Actually, average American 2050 lady is kinda hot… bring on the interracial mixing!!! Also, is it just me or does she have gold eyes? I totally want gold eyes. Maybe I should get contacts.National Geographic Concludes What Americans Will Look Like in 2050, and It's BeautifulSee the faces of our nation's future.

Ok, survey on human nature time: Stephanie is watching a news special about the Franklin High stabbing. They had an interview on with a boy who saved the life of his best friend (a girl) by pushing her out of the way of the stabber and ended up getting stabbed himself in the process. After…

So all season I’ve seen geeky friends bitching about Agents of SHIELD because it wasn’t “tied enough in to the Marvel Cinematic Universe to make it good.” So (no spoilers) this week’s episode was as tied in as you can get. In short it was exactly what I think geekdom has been asking for. And…

Oh silly silly children…. boys never have anything interesting to say!!!

seriously!? Are they just raiding *MY* network programming notes? (of course, I’d call the show “Fucking For Dollars” http://t.co/0IxBTQc2rZCouples will have sex in a box for reality show | EW.comIf you thought Naked and Afraid was too hot for TV, how about couples having sex in a box? That’s right — a box! WEtv…