Ok…. now I’m thinking… I’m walking through the woods on one of my random princely jaunts, and I run into the corpse of say, Rihanna, or Scarlett Johannson, or I dunno….Mila Kunis laying out in the woods, surrounded by a bunch of midgets. What do I do? … … … … *sigh* I think I…

To be fair, I’m the one weirdo believer in evolution that DOES think creationism should be taught in schools. Just not in science class. Of course, I also think Greek, Egyptian and Norse mythology should be taught in schools. And if I ever get my way, we’ll also be teaching HOVAism (the religion that I…