Facebook & iPhones are awesome! Did you kids know that back in the day, when I was in line at the grocery store I had to amuse with reading tabloid headlines about random stupid celebrities I don’t care about instead of headlines about random stupid friends of mine that I do care about? It was like the dark ages.<\/p>\n
Of course, FB would be much cooler if one of you could start posting about your interactions with Batboy!<\/p>\n
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