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Now see… this is one of those times where the fanboy in me goes all nerdgasm and is like YES!!!! but the curmudgeonly old bastard in me who has see this happen a gazillion times with other believed series from my childhood says “Goddammit!!! Can’t you just let the dead rest in peace?”<\/p>\n

*Sigh*<\/p>\n

I wonder if the owls are what they seem.<\/p>\n

David Lynch returns to Twin Peaks as the director begins shooting new footage for the beloved…<\/a><\/p>\n

For those still craving a damn fine coffee and a piece of cherry pie from the Double R Diner, David Lynch has a surprise for you…and it only took 25 years in the making.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

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