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Wow… so basically her point is “Ladies of the world. Please stop being pretty or my husband will notice I’m ugly and leave me.”<\/p>\n

I love how she defends her point with “I never suggested my husband isn\u2019t responsible for his own eyes and heart {actually, I said he works his butt off to protect those} and I agree that us women are not in control of any man\u2019s thoughts. All I\u2019m saying is we can make it easier for them. ” Which kind of translates to “yes, I know its not your fault, but he’s a man and only human. I’ve got a good thing going here. Why you gotta ruin it?”<\/p>\n

A while back in one of my 100 comment long posts about slut shaming<\/a> that I don’t feel like looking up (I think the one about the girl being kicked out of the prom for wearing “too sexy a dress.” someone said that they didn’t think it was a patriarchy<\/a> thing, because it was a woman who kicked the girl out and I explained that a woman could be a part of patriarchal sexism.<\/p>\n

Yeah… that’s this right here.<\/p>\n

On behalf of people with common sense everywhere “Hey lady, if your husband is only not leaving you because he doesn’t know that there are better boobs out there, maybe you need to reexamine your marriage.”<\/p>\n

On behalf of straight, married, boob loving men, everywhere… “Hey lady, stop trying to fuck out shit up.”<\/p>\n

My Husband Doesn’t Need to See Your Boobs<\/a><\/p>\n

I can\u2019t believe I\u2019m writing this. I can\u2019t believe I\u2019m writing this. I can\u2019t believe I used the word boobs in the title of this post. I got enough purity lessons in high school to invoke a gag refle…<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

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