{"id":11555,"date":"2014-06-30T14:31:49","date_gmt":"2014-06-30T18:31:49","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.chrismaverick.com\/wp\/2014\/06\/30\/11555\/"},"modified":"2016-04-02T22:34:42","modified_gmt":"2016-04-03T02:34:42","slug":"11555","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.chrismaverick.com\/wp\/2014\/06\/30\/11555\/","title":{"rendered":"on the Onion&#8217;s Future of Video Games"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"keyring-img\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.chrismaverick.com\/wp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/06\/1200.jpg?resize=910%2C455\" alt=\"\" width=\"910\" height=\"455\" \/><\/p>\n<p>I don&#8217;t care if it&#8217;s a joke! I&#8217;d play the hell out of this!<\/p>\n<p>BTW, I was that kid who enjoyed rolling characters up way more than I actually like playing role playing games too. Can I get a FASERIP in this motherfucker? 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