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</html><description>Dear Jesus, God, Allah, Vishnu, Xenu, FSM, Odin, Zeus, HOVA, George Burns, Morgan Freeman or whoever it is out there, I just want to thank you, God(s) for blessing this world with white people, who clearly exist for no other reason than to amuse me. Amen. This Family's Viral Christmas Card Makes Your Family Look&hellip;Read more &rarr;</description><thumbnail_url>http://www.chrismaverick.com/wp/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/christma-elite-daily.jpg</thumbnail_url></oembed>
