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The Solution to Adolescence

So remember that kid I wrote about the other day who was arrested for creating child pornography but really for having the audacity to fuck his girlfriend? Well, just so that he knows that it’s not just boys who get arrested, meet Kaitlyn Hunt, an 18-year-old honor student and varsity cheerleader from Florida, who was arrested…

on Sex, Violence, The World Cup, Steve Jobs, Good Looking Criminals, Non-sequitur Memes, Lebron James and Why Facebook Can Go Fuck Themselves…

So initially I was going to write something entirely different here. I was going to complain about people complaining about sports. I was going to complain that people who complain about sports are being stupid. I was going to complain about non-sequitur memes. I wanted to write about what a complete and total fucktard David…

Tom Savini

Tom Savini

Tom Savini is probably one of the most reknowned makeup artists and special effects guys around today. He’s actually a Pittsburgh local guy, when he’s not in Hollywood or on the convention tour. His table at comicon was set up right around the corner from me, and he seemed to have the raw animan magnetism that just kept sucking my Hellcats away. But what can you expect. I mean, the guy was Sex Machine!

#3 of 100 strangers.

Grasshoppers Mating

Grasshoppers Mating

When Grasshopper can make Lady Grasshopper scream his name while writhing in ecstasy without buying her a drink, he will be ready to leave the monastery

When I was waiting for Steph to come outside so we could go on our walk I happened to notice these two grasshoppers "doing it" by my pool.

My first thought: I have to go get my macro lens!

My second thought: I wonder if this will get my account banned again?

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These are proofs for the shoot shiima and I did for our website. Let me know what you think? Better copies may be posted once they are photoshopped, cropped, etc… so give me suggestions there as well, if you like.