Hotness Conversion Chart Originally uploaded by chrismaverick. Back in the early nineties, my friend jameel became frustrated with the commonly accepted Scale of Babes. As a standard, men tend to rank women on a scale of 1 to 10. However this system is innately flawed because it doesn’t allow proper granularity to really objectify a…
So in case you haven’t heard, Jessica Simpson is fat now. I know a lot of people probably wouldn’t consider her fat, but by presidential decree, she’s fat. So, this weekend I caught one of the tabloid shows, I think it was called something like Inside Extra Access Tonight or something like that, and they…
1-31-09 Originally uploaded by chrismaverick. Felt like ranting a little, and decided that this would be worth sharing not only with the livejournal world but also with my 365 self-portrait fans, since I was devoting my picture to it. So check over there if you want to see what livejournal people are saying on the…
OJ Simpson The Juice is UNloose! Kind of amazing, huh? I’m posting two blog-rants in less than 24 hours. There was a time when I posted here each and every day, but these days i center so much on other projects that I’m lucky to post here once a month. That said, I talked about…
Rihanna Yep, I’d chop off my arm to hit that… I haven’t really talked about pop culture in a while. I just hadn’t really had anything to say. But I’ve been thinking about something weird the last couple days and thought I’d just rant about it here a little here and see other people’s input…
Day 281: Wishful Thoughts. Originally uploaded by SaylaMarz. I had it all figured out. It was very simple really. First I was going to get a sex change. Then once I was a girl I was going to move to San Francisco and become a lesbian. Then I was going to convince my friend, see_me_naked,…
10-17-08 Originally uploaded by chrismaverick. These days, I do most of my blogging over at 365mav. It was my idea when I started 365, that I’d use it as a daily journal of my life and I’d reserve chrismaverick for my rants about general life and politics and such. Stuff that wasn’t specifically about me.…
9-6-08 Originally uploaded by chrismaverick. I hadn’t used my livejournal in quite some time. 365mav and Cosmic Hellcats have been taking up so much of my time lately. But I had been wanting to change that. I had been wanting to find the time to find a topic that gave me…
Max and I are going to be appearing at the “Good and Evil” show at Pittsburgh’s Creative Treehouse displaying photos from the Hellcats photoshoot as well as the comic. If you’re in Pittsburgh or near here, by all means stop by and buy a print or a signed book. Should be a blast. This is…
5-4-08 Originally uploaded by chrismaverick. so I don’t normally copy my 365mav shots here, seeing as how there already is another place for them. But I’m really wondering what people are thinking about this one, and its a great excuse to pimp my new webcomic so what the hell? Anyway, from today’s 365 shot: Day…
4-23-08 Originally uploaded by chrismaverick. If you haven’t been following 365mav (and you should be, as I write there everyday) you might not know that I wrote a comic book. Well I did. And Pittsburgh Comicon is tomorrow…. max1975 and I will be there selling the book and signing copies and stuff like that. The…
4-7-08 Originally uploaded by chrismaverick. So, due to some accounting errors in the way taxes were deducted from my paycheck, I owed the city of Pittsburgh some money this year. Not a whole lot of money, but about $400. So seeing as how I’d rather the $400 be in my bank account than the Man‘s,…
Red Light District: Text Sex Originally uploaded by chrismaverick. So I went to Easter dinner with Steph and her family, and while there, here cousin (who I think is like 14) was admiring my new iPhone. In typical teen fashion, she immediately started begging her parents for one. Her mother told her to stop and…
The Dahm Triplets One is married to Dr. Phil’s kid. No accounting for taste. So the other day, beststephi and I were watching the TV show, 1 vs. 100. For those who have never seen it, the base premise is that one contestant competes in trivia questions against a mob of 100 contestants for a…
1-4-08 Originally uploaded by chrismaverick. so, if you’ve been following 365mav, then you probably already know that I collected the first year of self-portraits together in a nice little coffee table book, which everybody should totally buy because, like I want to be famous and stuff. Anyway, playing with blurb and self-publishing, I found that…