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Telemarketer Theater

Guess what… It’s telemarketer theater time ya’ll!!! Caller: Hello is Chris there? Mav: Sure! Caller: Hello, this is David with XXXXX insurance. Mav: Hi, David! So nice to talk to you. How are you, what can I do for you? Caller: Wow… umm… I’m fine, thank you for asking. Ummm… sir, I’m calling on behalf…

Telemarketer Theater

Guess what happened today? That’s right, it’s Telemarketer Theater time, ya’ll! INT. PITTSBURGH HOME – DAY Our hero, MAV, is watching Jeopardy with his wife Stephanie when the phone rings. Mav gives a devilish smile as he looks at the phone. Steph recognizes the smile and pauses the TV. Mav answers the phone. Mav: Hello?Caller:…

Telemarketer Theater

Telemarketer Theater is getting harder and harder to do. [INT. PITTSBURGH HOME – DAY] Our hero, MAV, is doing some work on his laptop as his phone rings. He’s been discouraged by these last few calls. But maybe something will happen with this one. Mav answers the phone and hear the call center on the…

Scam School

I get email spam, just like everybody. The saddest thing about email spam is that unlike the phishing phone calls I get, there’s no good way to really run a telemarketer theater prank, so I can’t even generate good website content. They’re basically useless. I got one in my Duquesne email account today that caught…