I’ve got a two year old daughter and I do think about all the things she’s likely to deal with, rape, misogyny, racism, weird dude bros with Asian fetishes, the Christian Taliban, global warming, falling off the back of the couch, eating markers (shit why do you try to eat markers, are you actually literally retarded? do we need to take you to the pediatrician? Are you developmentally delayed? What are the developmental milestones for two? Why can’t you tell the difference between yellow and blue? Why are all the colors blue? Are you just fucking with me? You can count in three languages – why don’t you know YELLOW?) but one thing I no longer worried about is how I am going to handle talking to her about the internet and stupid people. I plan on showing her this video, that should take care of both issues. People are really truly stupid. People are on the internet.