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Polygamous Mormon Sex Crime Ninja Battles

Ambriella with broadswordNo matter what else happens before midnight, this is easily the best thing on the Internet today.

No, this isn’t a Science Ninja Action Team Cosmic Hellcats spinoff, but it should be.

Two armed “polygamist women” dressed like “ninjas” were subdued by a sword-wielding man during a home invasion, according to police in suburban Utah.

http://www.theguardian.com/world/2014/sep/20/polygamist-women-utah-sex-assault-case

It’s not really the ninja sister wives that I love. It’s that when they attacked their victim, his friend had a sword ready to come to his aid. Utah is awesome.

3 comments for “Polygamous Mormon Sex Crime Ninja Battles

  1. avatar
    September 24, 2014 at 4:46 pm

    *I* have swords on the wall, just waiting for a Ninja attack, and I’m nowhere near Utah!

  2. avatar
    September 24, 2014 at 5:04 pm

    I will challenge that “best thing on the internet” with this: http://www.mommyish.com/2014/09/23/mom-bakes-vagina-cookies-for-second-graders/

  3. avatar
    September 24, 2014 at 5:55 pm

    Joe: so do I, actually. I never said it was a bad idea.

    Marli: I saw that earlier. And that totally would be the best thing on the Internet any other day of the week! But not today. I mean poly ninja sister wives! Come on!!!

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