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Polygamous Mormon Sex Crime Ninja Battles

Ambriella with broadswordNo matter what else happens before midnight, this is easily the best thing on the Internet today.

No, this isn’t a Science Ninja Action Team Cosmic Hellcats spinoff, but it should be.

Two armed “polygamist women” dressed like “ninjas” were subdued by a sword-wielding man during a home invasion, according to police in suburban Utah.

It’s not really the ninja sister wives that I love. It’s that when they attacked their victim, his friend had a sword ready to come to his aid. Utah is awesome.

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