No matter what else happens before midnight, this is easily the best thing on the Internet today.
No, this isn’t a Science Ninja Action Team Cosmic Hellcats spinoff, but it should be.
Two armed “polygamist women” dressed like “ninjas” were subdued by a sword-wielding man during a home invasion, according to police in suburban Utah.
http://www.theguardian.com/world/2014/sep/20/polygamist-women-utah-sex-assault-case
It’s not really the ninja sister wives that I love. It’s that when they attacked their victim, his friend had a sword ready to come to his aid. Utah is awesome.
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