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Month: August 2014

Goodbye Kitty, Hello $$$!

Seriously, Sanrio are marketing geniuses. Have you been on the internet the last coupe of days? “Oh my god! What do you mean Hello Kitty is a human girl and not a cat?!?!? Forget Gaza! Forget Robin Williams! Fuck the Ice Bucket Challenge! This is an outrage! I’m calling my congressman! Someone get Liam Neeson…

on the ALS Ice Water Challenge

Confessions of an insomniac. These are the things I think about at 3am. I saw someone on Facebook innocuously ask earlier “exactly how does dumping ice water on your head help people with Lou Gehrig’s disease?” and I therein realized a small flaw in the whole life-meme thing. It’s sort of just become like a thing now.…

Real Life Barbie with Kari Byron

In the future, all celebrities will be interactively programmed by twitter group think! This future will be a wonderful magical place! In the mean time, I’m kinda curious about something that I noticed on Twitter earlier tonight. And it has to do with Mythbusters and Kari Byron, so I’m gonna do it all science-like! (well, or…

Juggs for Jesus

Heh, this is pretty great… Maybe the best #FreeTheNipple story I’ve heard. If you’re too lazy to read the link (which is mostly a video), basically: there’s a church (New Beginnings Ministry) in Warsaw, OH that is apparently down the street from a Strip Club (Foxhole North). Chruchgoers have been protesting in front of the…

Jean(ne?) Claude van Damme?

You know, I’m not normally one for animated gifs, but I saw my friend Sascha Aßbach post this over on Google+ (yeah, Google+ is still kind of a thing!) and I just fell in love with it. She’s SOOOOO adorable!!!! I totally want a little girl just like this someday! And I will raise her to…