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Month: July 2014

The Solution to Adolescence

So remember that kid I wrote about the other day who was arrested for creating child pornography but really for having the audacity to fuck his girlfriend? Well, just so that he knows that it’s not just boys who get arrested, meet Kaitlyn Hunt, an 18-year-old honor student and varsity cheerleader from Florida, who was arrested…

Chaste: Fresh Start

I haven’t been taking many pics lately, but I needed to do some for the Cosmic Hellcats. Chaste told me that she hadn’t actually modeled for pics in years, so after we shot her Hellcat pics, we decided to throw together some fresh headshots and such for her. I think she did a great job.…

on Sex, Violence, The World Cup, Steve Jobs, Good Looking Criminals, Non-sequitur Memes, Lebron James and Why Facebook Can Go Fuck Themselves…

Siren’s Song #25 (of 42) Models: Melanie & Jordan. Photo credit: Christopher Maverick ©2012 So initially I was going to write something entirely different here. I was going to complain about people complaining about sports. I was going to complain that people who complain about sports are being stupid. I was…

Draco Dormiens Nunquam Titillandus

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=isfn4OxCPQs Ok, I think a lot of my pro-wrestler friends will appreciate the video here. This would be “Dumbass Bully vs. Kid Cesaro. And your winner, Kid Cesaro.” But for everyone, really… what I don’t get is what exactly is going through Dumbass Bully’s head here? The video (and this article) reports the bully’s age…

Trippy “Magic Video”

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IEUBEpuAMmc Wow… so cranky old people are right, TV *IS* a drug. Well, youtube is, anyway. Very very cool. Only they missed a prime opportunity here. Clearly their video should have been accompanied by Pink Floyd music. Seriously, I actually understand how this works, and it’s still pretty cool. Too bad it only last a few…

On Daily Sex

The odd things you find in your Facebook feed… I keep seeing people posting this link to 16 Reasons To Have Daily Sex from The Mind Unleashed website. I agree, sex is super healthy. I was just unaware that so many of you people were lacking proper boinking. As such, I have decided, out of…

On Reclaiming My Digital Life

12-5-08 (Photo credit: chrismaverick) So people (and by people, I mean geeks… not real people) talk a lot about the dangers of Facebook storing all of your content. There’s the obvious privacy issue. But that never meant much to me. I’ve been blogging in some form or another for a decade now. And…