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27 comments for “on Transformers IV

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    June 28, 2014 at 12:11 am

    Of all the movie franchises how did society allow Michael Bay to make 4 of these movies .

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    June 28, 2014 at 12:15 am

    The National Post here opened their review of the movie this way:
    “Geographers should find the shallowest, narrowest, least picturesque cove on Earth and rename it Michael Bay.”

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    June 28, 2014 at 12:22 am

    It would be hard to top the unfunny, racist, black stereotype auto bots from the 2nd movie. Did he manage to bungle it worse than that?

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    June 28, 2014 at 12:22 am

    I mean. I like a good bad movie. I liked Sucker Punch. This was just without merit in all ways.

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    June 28, 2014 at 12:26 am

    That sucks.

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    June 28, 2014 at 12:26 am

    Ill wait for HBO

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    June 28, 2014 at 12:48 am

    The franchise was dead on arrival

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    June 28, 2014 at 12:48 am

    Neither of those is the worst movie you’ve ever seen. I was there.

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    June 28, 2014 at 12:48 am

    But I do like the bad boys movies

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    June 28, 2014 at 12:48 am

    Peter: they replaced them with an unfunny, racist Asian stereotype autobot.

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    June 28, 2014 at 12:52 am

    Sean: yep. I loved both bad boys movies. And a stopped clock is right twice a day.

    Max: this movie could in fact be in Flesh Gordon 2 territory. I mean, some if the stuff in Flesh Gordon 2 that I hated some people might actually find funny.

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    June 28, 2014 at 12:54 am

    Don’t make me remind you of things that were in that movie.

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    June 28, 2014 at 12:54 am

    Seriously, I’m still trying to block them out myself

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    June 28, 2014 at 12:55 am

    I was thinking of it when I wrote that comment. I actually said them and then erased them.

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    June 28, 2014 at 12:56 am

    Well, thank you

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    June 28, 2014 at 12:56 am

    I’m just saying: some people have really crappy senses if humor (see what I did there) and might enjoy that movie. Whereas you yourself, a diehard fanboy admitted that there was nothing in TF4 you could defend.

    I mean, it was a fucking Transformers movie without transforming!

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    June 28, 2014 at 12:57 am

    There were a couple things I can defend! The movie as a whole is just not one of them.

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    June 28, 2014 at 12:58 am

    Oooh! I know! “At least it wasn’t 4 hours”

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    June 28, 2014 at 1:03 am

    well, I’m not sure about that one…it certainly felt like four hours…i think they may have invented some sort of time-warping technology for which, to be honest, they should probably win an academy award if not a nobel

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    June 28, 2014 at 1:04 am

    It felt like 12. But you know. If you’re going to invent something like that and use it for evil, the Nobel people tend to look down on it.

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    June 28, 2014 at 1:07 am

    it’s still an impressive technical achievement

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    June 28, 2014 at 1:09 am

    You’d think that if he was able to force 12 hours if film into 3 hours of screen time, he could have found room for more than 17 seconds of plot and character development.

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    June 28, 2014 at 1:11 am

    why would you think that?

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    June 28, 2014 at 1:12 am

    So did you guys like it or not? (snort)

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    June 28, 2014 at 1:14 am

    It just seems like in 3 hours of movie, even without an additional 9 hours of boredom shoehorned in, 2 or 3 minutes of plot would have to happen just on accident.

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    June 28, 2014 at 1:24 am

    i’m just so sorry you guys… to clean palate, please apply one serving of Lucky Number Slevin followed by one serving of Grand Budapest Hotel. Rinse off and then get some sleep. Remember: Tomorrow is a new day.

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    June 28, 2014 at 1:28 am

    The googly eyes broke me in the theater.

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