Your Honor, my client is an upstanding member of the community, if you’ll pardon the pun, who, when he’s not trying to clobber opposing football players into a Chris Benoit level dementia with his helmet on helmet tackles, is often seen volunteering at a local animal shelter as part of some pre-existing court ordered community service. While the accuser prefers to spend her time on her back, legs akimbo, airing out her womanly doodads as an invitation to any passing sailor, truck driver or traveling salesman to walk on in and make himself at home. What I’m saying your honor is the filthy slut was asking for it or else why would she even have a vagina in her possession?