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15 comments for “on Blaming the Victim… Officially… IN COURT!

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    June 26, 2014 at 8:53 pm

    Your Honor, if she’s unconscious, then I have proof she didn’t say “no”, and if she doesn’t day “no” then it can’t be rape. And why didn’t she say “no”? Because she’s a slut.

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    June 26, 2014 at 9:00 pm

    Do not let your Tennessee bias reflect upon the rest of the South!

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    June 26, 2014 at 9:10 pm

    Don’t kid yourself, that defense works in big cities up North, too. (Unless you are black, but you usually get a trial, at least.)

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    June 26, 2014 at 10:20 pm

    One does, however, need a particular exquisite accent, Gawd-demmit.

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    June 26, 2014 at 10:22 pm

    that’s a good point. Everyone knows that people with southern accents aren’t evil. All villains have british accents.

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    June 26, 2014 at 10:24 pm

    ^ James Earl Jones is British? I find your lack of accent recognition disturbing…

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    June 26, 2014 at 10:25 pm

    James Earl Jones is never evil. Darth Vader was a patriot trying to quash a rebel uprising.

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    June 26, 2014 at 10:27 pm

    Noooooooooooooo….. heheh 🙂

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    June 26, 2014 at 10:28 pm

    And that story is cray cray.

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    June 26, 2014 at 10:59 pm

    Yep that’s southern justice.

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    June 26, 2014 at 11:08 pm

    Your Honor, my client is an upstanding member of the community, if you’ll pardon the pun, who, when he’s not trying to clobber opposing football players into a Chris Benoit level dementia with his helmet on helmet tackles, is often seen volunteering at a local animal shelter as part of some pre-existing court ordered community service. While the accuser prefers to spend her time on her back, legs akimbo, airing out her womanly doodads as an invitation to any passing sailor, truck driver or traveling salesman to walk on in and make himself at home. What I’m saying your honor is the filthy slut was asking for it or else why would she even have a vagina in her possession?

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    June 26, 2014 at 11:56 pm

    So what was he in Conan?

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    June 27, 2014 at 12:09 am

    You mean James Earl Jones’s character in Conan? He’s a humble minister and Moses to his people who is senselessly and brutally murdered by a powermad barbarian.

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    June 27, 2014 at 12:13 am

    His character provided direction for lost souls. Sometimes that direction was down.

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    June 27, 2014 at 1:16 am

    “Sorry, he turned into a big snake and ate eyeball soup, he’s bad.” That is my cousin’s logic from when we were younger and she and I watched Conan.

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