So remember that thing I posted a couple weeks ago about the girl who was bounced out of the prom for having too sexy a dress? Well, now this is even better.
Because, you know, if there’s anything that a teen boy finds sexy, it’s shoulders.
Gee, if only my high school had cared enough about me to save me from those torrid exposed shoulders of the likes of Felicia Gonzalez, Melissa E. Driscol, Lisa Taliano and Ebonii Malaika Means Angel. If it weren’t for you harlots taunting me with those scandalous upper arms, I might have had a chance not to turn into the sexual deviant that I am today.
The superintendent of the Utah school district where female students’ yearbook photos were edited to show less skin says he is only sorry that the school district did not edit students’ photos on a more consistent basis. “We only apologize in the sense that we…