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24 comments for “Help Wanted: Supervillains for Hire

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    May 16, 2014 at 11:16 pm

    I hear Rob Ford is available. He could fill a few of those roles. 🙂

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    May 16, 2014 at 11:53 pm

    i’ll apply for the highly athletic sexy femme fatale; the perfect disguise to undermine all of your attempts at domination from the inside

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    May 17, 2014 at 12:03 am

    Not sure I fit any of these positions but I’m sure you can find me a spot.

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    May 17, 2014 at 12:13 am

    Dental, eh? Can I kill people with poisons I create lovingly from my garden? Blood makes me feel icky

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    May 17, 2014 at 12:49 am

    Can I apply for the sexy bespectacled computer hax0r? I know it wasn’t listed, but you always need a sexy bespectacled hax0r geek!

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    May 17, 2014 at 12:51 am

    Sarah: how did we never do a poison ivy cosplay shoot?

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    May 17, 2014 at 12:51 am

    Cori: I think that’s more of a super hero thing. But we can always break the mold.

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    May 17, 2014 at 12:53 am

    I’m good for deranged mad scientist on account of how i am wearing overalls and enjoy watching things explode.

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    May 17, 2014 at 12:55 am

    Okay…I admit that I saw the name MIKE WOOD up there and freaked out for a second.

  10. avatar
    May 17, 2014 at 12:56 am

    See! told you!

  11. avatar
    May 17, 2014 at 1:28 am

    Let me know when you have an opening for a smarmy sycophant with no real value except to laugh with you.

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    May 17, 2014 at 1:35 am

    “A deranged mad scientist who is good at inventing things and maybe has a cybernetic eye or a claw for a hand or something and has a penchant for building doomsday devices”

    What about a deranged mad scientist who is adept at using psychology to manipulate, interrogate, and corrupt your foes? Recruiting and sales are important, as is minion retention.

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    May 17, 2014 at 1:41 am

    Competitive salary and three weeks of vacation? And you even understand my desire to, I mean that someone may betray you? I’m down.

  14. avatar
    May 17, 2014 at 2:19 am

    another job i’m not qualified for

  15. avatar
    May 17, 2014 at 2:29 am

    Count me in #hench4life

  16. avatar
    May 17, 2014 at 6:31 am

    *fills out an application and submits a resumé for “scrappy brawler”*

  17. avatar
    May 17, 2014 at 12:06 pm

    You should offer bonuses to incentivise outstanding goonary.

  18. avatar
    May 17, 2014 at 4:15 pm

    Can I be the smaller scrappy brawler???

  19. avatar
    May 17, 2014 at 4:15 pm

    Awe, there’s already an application submitted. Dang. Lol

  20. avatar
    May 17, 2014 at 4:16 pm

    applications!!! there’s no one hired yet… I’m sure I’ll have an extensive interview process at some point

  21. avatar
    May 17, 2014 at 4:18 pm

    Are you accepting hot deranged scientists? Think about the savings to your budget.

  22. avatar
    May 17, 2014 at 6:57 pm

    I am definitely the mad-scientist type!

  23. avatar
    May 17, 2014 at 9:05 pm

    see, now if you needed a sexy scientist, i’m your man.
    (p.s., i’m of average attractiveness, and math scares me)

  24. avatar
    May 18, 2014 at 3:31 pm

    You need someone to be your Danny Ray or Virgil.

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