Help Wanted: I’m for looking henchmen to start my supervillain empire.
• 4-6 bulky brawler dudes of below average intelligence who don’t mind being experimented on.
• one smaller but scrappy brawler who is more intelligent and can serve as the leader.
• A deranged mad scientist who is good at inventing things and maybe has a cybernetic eye or a claw for a hand or something and has a penchant for building doomsday devices
• one or two highly athletic sexy femme fatale assassins who are willing to please me sexually and kill my enemies in highly suggestive ways like breaking their necks with their thighs.
Yes, I fully understand that one of you will betray me at some point down the road. (Smaller scrappy guy, I’m looking in your general direction)
Competitive salaries. 3 weeks paid vacation. Full medical benefits including dental. Serious Inquiries only.