Long time readers will know that Stephanie and I have complained multiple times about my next neighbors and their refusal to mow their lawn. I now present to you another little play:
MAV finishes mowing the lawn and is sitting on his front steps enjoying a well deserved beer. Next door, a THREE-YEAR-OLD boy is playing ball with his two year old sister. He yells over to Mav.
3YO: Excuse me!
3YO: Are you mowing your lawn, mister?
Mav: Yes I was. I just finished.
3YO: Can you mow are?
Mav: Uh, no… sorry.
3YO (dejected): Oh…
He may now be my favorite neighbor.