Steph just called GrandMaster Flash “Master P.” I’m not sure I can marry her anymore.

And today I get to go to CMU for my only mandatory day of orientation. I get a campus tour and everything. Gee, hope I don’t get lost.

Lance Armstrong is banned from cycling for life. If he looks at a tricycle a Frenchman pops out of the Barbie aisle & busts a cap in his ass

I like to believe that to this day @llcoolj still pays E Love to stand around the set of NCIS holding a boom box.

Do you guys know each other? 🙂 cuz if so, that’s just mean, Donte.

If you have more than 10 items in the express lane or want to pay with a check or count exact change I reserve the right to kick your ass.

My brain says I should start closing my pool down for the season. My heart really wants to believe its going to get up to 90 one more time.

Dammit, there IS an iPad trapper keeper mount and it’s out of stock! Why must the fates taunt me so? http://t.co/ETxWkjP5Binder Insert Case for iPad (2nd & 3rd gen.) – Griffin TechnologyClip your iPad into your 3-ring binder and take the hassle out of taking notes.

Books bought for 2 of my 3 classes. $186.35. 3rd has no books listed. Wonder if it doesn’t have any? Its called History of the Novel

Last chance… anyone else want in my fantasy football league? Draft is this Saturday