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5-5-09

5-5-09

Day 998 of 365 Again.

Welcome to Maverick University.

Maverick University is a fine, non-accredited, women-only institution of higher learning devoted to the furthering of education for intelligent, talented, able-bodied young women. We employ only the finest instructors, such as myself.

The curriculum is tough yet fair and will teach you everything you need to survive in the world of tomorrow (after our headmaster, Chris Maverick, achieves his goal of world domination). You will study advance mathematics and both hard and social sciences as our students are taught a full syllabus of calculus, physics and psychology. You will also study languages, the arts and a variety of culture. Finally, we demand a strenuous physical education regimen of martial arts, daily calisthenics, weight training and tantra. Texts will include Grey’s Anatomy, Focualt’s Discipline and Punish, Bulfinch’s Mythology, Strang’s Calculus, Sun Tzu’s Art of War, and Kama Sutra (translation by Headmaster, Chris Maverick). We strive to make sure that each young lady receives nothing but the finest education as we turn her mind (and body) into a well oiled machine (very well oiled).

Tuition is only $25,000 a year, which also covers room and board in the headmaster’s own spacious "group home" as well as a full wardrobe of school uniforms. Scholarships are available for exceptional candidates and we are taking applications now.

I Actually had a really nice shoot today despite a lot of problems. Due to circumstances beyond my control, what was supposed to be an extremely ambitious 8 girl shoot with two separate settings turned out to be a simple three girl shoot in one setting, and even then I had equipment issues. But I had a lot of fun and thank you to Amaya, Merci Rae and Marybeth for shooting with me. Two of this weeks shoots down. Two to go.

365 days

13 comments for “5-5-09

  1. avatar
    May 6, 2009 at 3:34 am

    Ha! How very cool 🙂

  2. avatar
    May 6, 2009 at 3:37 am

    I’d like to apply for a teaching position at your fine university.

  3. avatar
    May 6, 2009 at 3:38 am

    wimdejonge: thanks.

    Jack Scoresby: What are your qualifications? Do you have good recruiting skills? 🙂

  4. avatar
    May 6, 2009 at 5:33 am

    Good recruiting skills? Are you kidding me? =P

    I have experience in inter-cultural relations* specifically in relation to Japan. If that’s not a plus I don’t know what is.

    *Giggity

  5. avatar
    May 6, 2009 at 5:57 am

    the girl behind you looks like Rachel Griffiths :-O

    hmmmm your university looks very interesting… need any help? 😀

  6. avatar
    May 6, 2009 at 11:32 am

    Jack Scoresby: well, I guess it all depends on how many students you can bring in. We’re always looking to for diverse student bodies… err, I mean to diversify the student body, here at M.U. so while our current staff is more than sufficient, we would certainly consider granting adjunct or permanent positions to individuals who have proven to be an asset to the university.

    ☼ Helder: Hmmm… I really don’t see it. But maybe that’s just because I know what she looks like in real life. My photoset of her is here.

  7. avatar
    May 6, 2009 at 4:07 pm

    Can I enroll?

  8. avatar
    May 6, 2009 at 5:09 pm

    Mikey aka DaSkinnyBlackMan in Iraq: Enroll? Dude, it’s a girls school! you’re such a perv! 🙂

  9. avatar
    May 7, 2009 at 8:13 am

    looks fun. So sorry I couldn’t make it.

  10. avatar
    May 7, 2009 at 8:22 am

    spresogna: well we can always do yours later.

  11. avatar
    May 7, 2009 at 11:55 pm

    And this surprises you?

  12. avatar
    May 10, 2009 at 2:32 pm

    I envy you XD

  13. avatar
    May 13, 2009 at 5:05 pm

    Mikey aka DaSkinnyBlackMan in Iraq: No, not really.

    loftboyyy: Thanks

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