ChrisMaverick dotcom



Day 917 of 365 Again.

So remember a year ago how I said I went and did some extra work in a Kevin Smith movie. That movie, Zack and Miri Make a Porno, came out way back in October, and of course I went to see it, but sadly not enough other people did for my liking. And thusly I was snubbed by the Academy. Fucking bastards!

But anyway, it came out on DVD earlier this week. I’m sure you’ve all gone to buy it already, so I’d ask that you stick it in the DVD player right now. Fast forward to precisely 37 minutes and 57 seconds in. Now look behind Katie Morgan’s character (yes, I know, her tits are distracting) and notice that sly sophisticated brother who smoothly glides across the screen in about a second and a half and yet displays so much passion and emotion that he singlehandedly sets the tone of pathos for the entire film. That’s me bitches.

Chris Maverick => Brandon Routh (Zack and Miri Make a Porno)
Brandon Routh => Frank Langella (Superman Returns)
Frank Langella => Kevin Bacon (Frost/Nixon)

That’s 3, bitches. Suck on it Academy.

365 days

Post navigation


14 comments for “2-13-08

  1. avatar
    February 14, 2009 at 2:51 am

    WOOHOO you’re famous!

  2. avatar
    February 14, 2009 at 2:57 am

    But your t-shirt says it all. πŸ˜› Congrats.

  3. avatar
    February 14, 2009 at 3:02 am

    Mikey aka DaSkinnyBlackMan in Iraq: yep

    jonjon_01: heh. I was wondering if anyone would notice I was wearing that. Just a coincidence, I assure you. That is definitely me.

  4. avatar
    February 14, 2009 at 5:44 am

    I just got the movie so I’ll have to check that out when I get off work

  5. avatar
    February 14, 2009 at 11:40 am

    And I’ve met you in person!!! πŸ™‚

    Congrats, man. That is cool!!

  6. avatar
    February 14, 2009 at 12:44 pm

    oh wow. i saw you on the big screen and i didn’t even know it. i’ve been racking my brains trying to find out who that figure in the shadows was that just absolutely stole the movie from the rest of the cast. little did i know it was you and I had to look no further than flickr for answers!!

  7. avatar
    February 14, 2009 at 1:50 pm

    I just watched that last night…even had it as a status on my FB. How did I miss you? I’ll have to go back and watch it again. That movie was HILARIOUS!

  8. avatar
    February 14, 2009 at 3:25 pm

    Dammit! I even had your acceptance speech written for you!
    "… and most of all, I like to thank the best mother in the world, the fabulous lrayholly!"

    Foiled Again!

  9. avatar
    February 17, 2009 at 10:55 pm

    hahahahaha. Awesome.

  10. avatar
    February 20, 2009 at 9:32 am

    You are the Man. Did they at least send you an invitation to the "Oscars"?

  11. avatar
    February 20, 2009 at 10:27 am

    MWCinCT: nope, like I said, I totally got snubbed.

  12. avatar
    May 31, 2009 at 7:39 pm

    Hey Mav. I just watched the movie last night. That was nowhere near a second and a half.

  13. avatar
    June 1, 2009 at 8:20 am

    gargunkle: eh… trust me. I timed it.

  14. avatar
    August 26, 2009 at 1:29 pm

    that’s fantastic mav! I too, saw the movie and yet, didn’t realize why I liked it so much, now I know! It was YOU!

Leave a Reply

Your email address will not be published.

This site uses Akismet to reduce spam. Learn how your comment data is processed.