So remember a year ago how I said I went and did some extra work in a Kevin Smith movie. That movie, Zack and Miri Make a Porno, came out way back in October, and of course I went to see it, but sadly not enough other people did for my liking. And thusly I was snubbed by the Academy. Fucking bastards!
But anyway, it came out on DVD earlier this week. I’m sure you’ve all gone to buy it already, so I’d ask that you stick it in the DVD player right now. Fast forward to precisely 37 minutes and 57 seconds in. Now look behind Katie Morgan’s character (yes, I know, her tits are distracting) and notice that sly sophisticated brother who smoothly glides across the screen in about a second and a half and yet displays so much passion and emotion that he singlehandedly sets the tone of pathos for the entire film. That’s me bitches.
Chris Maverick => Brandon Routh (Zack and Miri Make a Porno)
Brandon Routh => Frank Langella (Superman Returns)
Frank Langella => Kevin Bacon (Frost/Nixon)
That’s 3, bitches. Suck on it Academy.