I did my little rant on the inauguration yesterday. So if you’re looking for me to talk about that, look there.
Steph stayed home sick from work today and asked me to stop at the grocery store and pick up some stuff on my way home. I was only getting a few things, and it occurred to me that now would be a good time to mention one of my frustrations with the express lane. Namely the express line is for express purchases. 12 items or less means that you get 12 items at the very most. 13 is too many. 20 is WAY too many! If you go over 12 items you should be forced to pay one dollar for each additional item to every person in line behind you. Here’s a hint. There are no carts in the express line. If you can’t fit it in one of the handheld baskets, YOU HAVE TOO MUCH SHIT!