I had a thought this evening. I’m always bitching about how the future should be here by now. Where the hell is my flying car?
But then I started thinking about other future stuff that I don’t have yet. Like retinal scan locks on my front door. That would be great. Getting my keys out is such a pain in the ass.
But then I thought, the problem with retinal scan locks is "what if I lose my eye?" It seems all secure and everything, but then I figure, someone who wants to rob me is gonna pluck my eyeball out. And then not only am I going to lose all my stuff, but I won’t be able to get into my house.
So I figured it’d be a good idea to leave a copy of my retina on flickr so if someone steals my eyeball I’d be able to print out a copy.
So please… no one copy this and try to steal my shit. It’s only to use to unlock the mysteries of future-Mav.
PS: It’s really hard to shoot a macro of your own eye.