It was another wrestling day. So it was once again, out to Wheeling West Virginia to be dropped on my head for the amusement of the fans. Had a nice little match against Jason Gory as the show opener, which I totally should have won, except when I had the pin, I totally accidentally had gotten my feet on the ropes. This is of course against the rules, and while I, a fine upstanding citizen, was trying to explain to the ref that it was totally accidental and I would never cheat intentionally, the evil Jason Gory rolled me up from behind for the three count. Thus ending my hopes of being the Royal 8 champion for another year.
I tell ya’, the whole world is out to get me.