Day 261 of 365 days.
Oh my aching feets. I need to get new tennis shoes. Mine are several years old and they just don’t provide the support I need anymore.
Played doubles tennis today with Steph against Max and Geoff. It was the first time that we’d played all year, but its nice to know that my devastating net game is still in effect. Due in no small part to my valiant efforts, superior athleticism, never say die attitude and how good I look in shorts, Steph and I were able to secure a victory in the match (4-6, 6-4, 6-4). After the match, as is my custom, I humbly and modestly congratulated the other players on putting forth a good effort, but they still cried like little girls. Then Steph and I had celebratory sex in the middle of the tennis court to commemerate the victory. We were joined in by Carmen Electra and Scarlett Johannson who happened to be finishing up a singles game on the next court over. And then we had some McDonalds.
In other words, today was just another typical spring Sunday.
This was taken during the middle of the game with my old G3 camera, set up on my Gorillapod on the tennis bench in Intervalometer mode. In other words, take one pic every minute and hope that I catch something good. Sadly, I just missed Carmen who was just to the left of frame in this shot in the most darling little tennis skirt. Three seconds after this shot, and you might have caught Max cowering in fear from my massive, in-your-face net attack. Oh well, maybe next time.
Well, your vivid imagination is entertaining anyway! You should be compensated for your endorsements of UnderArmour products; I am truly surprised that you’ve sung their praises all of this time without insisting upon at least some free products! Nice job showing off those legs again too. 😉
@lrayholly: ok, I admit, I did exaggerate just a tad. I didn’t really win singlehandedly. Steph had a lot to do with it too. There, now that I have a totally honest account, I feel so unburdened.
And yeah, UnderArmour should totally give me product placement advertising fees, I’ve mentioned them in my blog so many times, and I wear it while I’m wrestling.
See, I told you your brain was broken. Carmen Electra and Scarlett Johannson were there, and this is the picture you choose to post?
@max1975: no, I never got a good shot of them. The camera wasn’t aimed right. I’m kinda pissed about it, actually.
You need to buy an underarmour jumpsuit and be done with it! Your shirt cracks me up.
@Kungfukitten: well, I have several shirts, the track pants, some hats. No jumpsuit yet though. Glad you like the shirt.
Neat shot 🙂
@Leesa Maree: thank you. really I just got lucky on it, since the camera was just on auto mode.
Hey look at that…tennis! ahahahaha
@PhotoKat: where? Oh yeah, I guess it is. 🙂
I like how you’re facing away from the net, obviously watching the ball I just whipped past you for a winner.
@wooble: in your dreams!
Actually, I think steph is returning in this shot.
Hi, I’m an admin for a group called Canon PowerShot G3, and we’d love to have your photo added to the group.
@J.Chin Photography: added, thank you.