sui66iy mentioned this already, but I thought it was worth repeating.
So, xthlc and jin_aili were driving around the US for their holiday visiting and had asked if they could crash at our place for a night. We ended up putting them up in the room in the attic. Matt sentt us thank-you mail that included the following excerpt:
“We left the sheets on the washer downstairs. The red pair of panties on top of the pile belongs to neither of us — we found it under the cushions on the couch when we were packing up this morning. One of these days, I really need to make it to another of Mav’s parties.”
Its nice to leave a legacy.
New Years Party at our place on Friday. There may or may not be loss of panties. Who’s to say?
Your Maverick style is no match for my DPB style!
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You have insulted my honor and besmirched my brethren! Prepare to defend your self as I will avenge them by whooping your backside! And now, I will show you flying fists of judo!
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Drunk gamer style!
ah… ehhmmm… I see… your drunken gamer style is good, but it is no match for my strippers of loose morale!
I’ll see your strippers of loose moral and raise you intercontinental visitors, a fog machine, and partial nudity.
oh please… and I thought you were playing for keeps here… I match all that and raise a bubble machine, professional wrestling and and a dish of chips and salsa.
I match and raise a double card jello fight. And MANGO salsa.
ah… nice… see, now you’re in the game… I hadn’t considered the jello fight, but if people demand it… anyway, I raise with the standard Arlington House Dance Floor projection light show and karaoke machine!
Wait, Karaoke? I thought the point of the game was to raise the bar, not lower it.
ah… but I could say the same about the DDR that will no doubt be plaguing your party (which, like me with the Karaoke, I am sure you will be confining to a specific room). Point being that there is something for everyone.
DDR is forbidden. It makes the smelly.
good rule… you don’t think it will occur anyway?
(I hide my pads)
There are no pads at the Embassy.
odd… I seem to remember it being played there before… Did someone else bring them, or is my brain just broken again?
They have been imported in the past.
There totally should be several days of New Years. It would mean more partying, not to mention kissing more random people for no good reason that putting up anew calendar.
There’s gonna be random kissing? ::shock::
there’s always random kissing… Why else have a party?
I can only confirm having kissed three people in 2004 (though the number might be as high as 5), so it looks like I’m already ahead in 2005.
Thanks for the fabtastic festivation!
you are quite welcome, of course. Hopefully you’ll continue to have exponential kissing growth throughout the years… I hope you don’t have a lot else planned for 2015.
I believe I’ll be eligible for a sabbatical by then.
I’m hoping by that time, I’ve managed to make making out my full time career.
everywhere I go
people know the part
I’m playing
Paid for every dance
selling each romance
every night some heart
betraying …
cuz IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII ain’t got No-BAAAH-Day! hey! Nobody!
life goes on without me
Alternately, for those who wish not to remove their ears with a spork…
I’m a gigolo, spending lotsa dough
You can tell the way wide-body, sitting on vogues
Peep how I’m shining, wit the fresh, fresh clothes
Always surrounded, by so many
need to make a boob icon
bop sheedy bop sheedy bop!
and ummm… if you like, uh need help with that…
the appropriate photography has apparently already been completed
yeah… but what about all the inappropriate photography… that’s the real fun part.
the appropriate inappropriate pictures, I meant to say.
dammit! Why do I miss all the good stuff.
Were you not the photographer of my breasts and ass?
eh… those are hardly inappropriate…
…in that they are beautiful and should be appreciated, yes, they are appropriate.
I suppose I just don’t know that many people who have close-ups of their breasts posted on their friend’s websites. Like, me and and that’s about it.
oh… I know tons of people… You’re just not visiting the right websites.
You damn right!
and you missed it.
I missed it there, but that’s different than missing it entirely. Hell, I barely got to see most of the people I wanted to see at one party. Two would’ve been out of the question.
well, all of the hottest, sexiest kissing1 was clearly happening at my party… and lacking evidence to the contrary, I refuse to believe any different.
[1] All the hottest, sexiest kissing always involves my lips on one end of the transaction. Please note that a group kiss involving Salma Hayek, Elisha Cuthbert, Salli Richardson, Sunrise Adams, Carmen Electra, Kristin Kreuk and Mia Kirchnir (or some reasonable permutation thereof) would be a close second in hotness and sexiness, but would still only be improved by the simple addition of me.
That was in fact suggested before. And I’d be all for it… unfortunately, the masses are not as enlightened as men such as we.
Someone else brought pads.
ah… ok, so I’m not loosing my mind… at least no faster than ever…