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on party endorsements…

sui66iy mentioned this already, but I thought it was worth repeating.

So, xthlc and jin_aili were driving around the US for their holiday visiting and had asked if they could crash at our place for a night. We ended up putting them up in the room in the attic. Matt sentt us thank-you mail that included the following excerpt:

“We left the sheets on the washer downstairs. The red pair of panties on top of the pile belongs to neither of us — we found it under the cushions on the couch when we were packing up this morning. One of these days, I really need to make it to another of Mav’s parties.”

Its nice to leave a legacy.

New Years Party at our place on Friday. There may or may not be loss of panties. Who’s to say?

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40 comments for “on party endorsements…

  1. avatar
    December 29, 2004 at 10:43 am

    Your Maverick style is no match for my DPB style!

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      mav
      December 29, 2004 at 10:48 am

      <dubbing lang=”english” source=”chinese” style=”bad”>
      You have insulted my honor and besmirched my brethren! Prepare to defend your self as I will avenge them by whooping your backside! And now, I will show you flying fists of judo!
      </dubbing>

      • avatar
        December 29, 2004 at 10:50 am

        Drunk gamer style!

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          mav
          December 29, 2004 at 10:52 am

          ah… ehhmmm… I see… your drunken gamer style is good, but it is no match for my strippers of loose morale!

          • avatar
            December 29, 2004 at 10:54 am

            I’ll see your strippers of loose moral and raise you intercontinental visitors, a fog machine, and partial nudity.

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            mav
            December 29, 2004 at 11:03 am

            oh please… and I thought you were playing for keeps here… I match all that and raise a bubble machine, professional wrestling and and a dish of chips and salsa.

          • avatar
            December 29, 2004 at 11:06 am

            I match and raise a double card jello fight. And MANGO salsa.

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            mav
            December 29, 2004 at 11:17 am

            ah… nice… see, now you’re in the game… I hadn’t considered the jello fight, but if people demand it… anyway, I raise with the standard Arlington House Dance Floor projection light show and karaoke machine!

          • avatar
            December 29, 2004 at 11:19 am

            Wait, Karaoke? I thought the point of the game was to raise the bar, not lower it.

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            mav
            December 29, 2004 at 11:23 am

            ah… but I could say the same about the DDR that will no doubt be plaguing your party (which, like me with the Karaoke, I am sure you will be confining to a specific room). Point being that there is something for everyone.

          • avatar
            December 29, 2004 at 11:27 am

            DDR is forbidden. It makes the smelly.

          • avatar
            mav
            December 29, 2004 at 11:28 am

            good rule… you don’t think it will occur anyway?
            (I hide my pads)

          • avatar
            December 29, 2004 at 1:04 pm

            There are no pads at the Embassy.

          • avatar
            mav
            December 29, 2004 at 1:24 pm

            odd… I seem to remember it being played there before… Did someone else bring them, or is my brain just broken again?

          • avatar
            December 29, 2004 at 3:17 pm

            They have been imported in the past.

            There totally should be several days of New Years. It would mean more partying, not to mention kissing more random people for no good reason that putting up anew calendar.

          • avatar
            December 29, 2004 at 7:29 pm

            There’s gonna be random kissing? ::shock::

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            mav
            December 30, 2004 at 7:26 am

            there’s always random kissing… Why else have a party?

          • avatar
            January 1, 2005 at 9:11 pm

            I can only confirm having kissed three people in 2004 (though the number might be as high as 5), so it looks like I’m already ahead in 2005.

            Thanks for the fabtastic festivation!

          • avatar
            mav
            January 3, 2005 at 10:55 am

            you are quite welcome, of course. Hopefully you’ll continue to have exponential kissing growth throughout the years… I hope you don’t have a lot else planned for 2015.

          • avatar
            January 3, 2005 at 3:24 pm

            I believe I’ll be eligible for a sabbatical by then.

          • avatar
            mav
            January 4, 2005 at 1:37 pm

            I’m hoping by that time, I’ve managed to make making out my full time career.

          • avatar
            January 4, 2005 at 4:10 pm

            everywhere I go
            people know the part
            I’m playing

            Paid for every dance
            selling each romance
            every night some heart
            betraying …

          • avatar
            mav
            January 4, 2005 at 6:28 pm

            cuz IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII ain’t got No-BAAAH-Day! hey! Nobody!

            life goes on without me

          • avatar
            January 4, 2005 at 7:41 pm

            Alternately, for those who wish not to remove their ears with a spork…

            I’m a gigolo, spending lotsa dough
            You can tell the way wide-body, sitting on vogues
            Peep how I’m shining, wit the fresh, fresh clothes
            Always surrounded, by so many

            need to make a boob icon

          • avatar
            mav
            January 5, 2005 at 4:54 am

            bop sheedy bop sheedy bop!

            and ummm… if you like, uh need help with that…

          • avatar
            January 5, 2005 at 1:20 pm

            the appropriate photography has apparently already been completed

          • avatar
            mav
            January 5, 2005 at 1:38 pm

            yeah… but what about all the inappropriate photography… that’s the real fun part.

          • avatar
            January 5, 2005 at 1:42 pm

            the appropriate inappropriate pictures, I meant to say.

          • avatar
            mav
            January 5, 2005 at 6:13 pm

            dammit! Why do I miss all the good stuff.

          • avatar
            January 5, 2005 at 6:29 pm

            Were you not the photographer of my breasts and ass?

          • avatar
            mav
            January 5, 2005 at 10:38 pm

            eh… those are hardly inappropriate…

          • avatar
            January 6, 2005 at 4:16 pm

            …in that they are beautiful and should be appreciated, yes, they are appropriate.

            I suppose I just don’t know that many people who have close-ups of their breasts posted on their friend’s websites. Like, me and and that’s about it.

          • avatar
            mav
            January 6, 2005 at 8:20 pm

            oh… I know tons of people… You’re just not visiting the right websites.

          • avatar
            December 30, 2004 at 10:58 am

            You damn right!

          • avatar
            mav
            January 3, 2005 at 10:52 am

            and you missed it.

          • avatar
            January 3, 2005 at 11:21 am

            I missed it there, but that’s different than missing it entirely. Hell, I barely got to see most of the people I wanted to see at one party. Two would’ve been out of the question.

          • avatar
            mav
            January 3, 2005 at 12:25 pm

            well, all of the hottest, sexiest kissing1 was clearly happening at my party… and lacking evidence to the contrary, I refuse to believe any different.

            [1] All the hottest, sexiest kissing always involves my lips on one end of the transaction. Please note that a group kiss involving Salma Hayek, Elisha Cuthbert, Salli Richardson, Sunrise Adams, Carmen Electra, Kristin Kreuk and Mia Kirchnir (or some reasonable permutation thereof) would be a close second in hotness and sexiness, but would still only be improved by the simple addition of me.

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            mav
            December 30, 2004 at 7:25 am

            There totally should be several days of New Years. It would mean more partying, not to mention kissing more random people for no good reason that putting up anew calendar

            That was in fact suggested before. And I’d be all for it… unfortunately, the masses are not as enlightened as men such as we.

          • avatar
            December 29, 2004 at 6:16 pm

            Someone else brought pads.

          • avatar
            mav
            December 30, 2004 at 7:23 am

            ah… ok, so I’m not loosing my mind… at least no faster than ever…

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