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how long since I did a meme? too long…

this one stolen from kingdomjames.

Step 1: Get your playlist together, put it on random, and play!
Step 2: Pick your favorite lines from the first 25 songs that play!
Step 3: Post and let everyone you know guess what song the lines come from!
Step 4: Cross out the songs when someone guesses correctly!
Google-using cheaters will be shot at sunrise! Bonus points for guessing the artist as well.

So from my entire music collection. Totally on random:

  1. About that chick on part one I told ya’ll I was creepin’ with. Says she’s three months pregnant and she’s keepin’ it.
  2. Oh girl you look cute, in those little old daisy dukes. I like the way you strut, shaking that dunkie butt.
  3. Shopping at the mail. Looking for some gear to buy. Saw this girl, she rocked my world. I had to adjust my fly.
  4. Everybody knows a turkey and some mistletoe…
  5. something 2 believe in, a reason 2 believe that there’s a heaven above
  6. Jiggle-a-mesa-cara she’s a pumpin’ like a matic She’s movin’ like electric She’s Sure got the boogie!
  7. Mirror, Mirror on the wall, who is the top choice of them all. There was a rumble jumble, 5 minutes had lasted. The mirror said “you are, you conceieted bastard.”
  8. I never wanted 2 be your weekend lover I only wanted 2 be some kind of friend
  9. Qui siera olvidar tanto la dejar
  10. We don’t need no water let the mother fucker burn. Burn motherfucker burn!
  11. All of the playas were playing to get there and all of the heavies were as light as a feather.
  12. Bang your head to this and get hit by the metal fist.
  13. I won’t forget, so don’t forget the memories we made…
  14. Think of all the fun I missed. Think of all the fellas I haven’t kissed.
  15. lets take a trip, me and you. Let’s go the scenic route.
  16. I went to the doctor, guess what he told me. What he told me! He said “Rosie, try to have fun with all you do.”
  17. And when you fell in love I just STOPPED! And start over again.
  18. This lavas so hot it makes me sweat!
  19. A ’54 convertible too, light blue
  20. You read every chapter, and I just glosssed right over them and pretended I knew.
  21. A money back guarantee I’ll make it worth your while, I’m laying down fools like they’re kitchen tile
  22. and heaven and heaven and nature sing!
  23. this is the waitress from the coffee house on 39th and Lennox. You know the one with the braids.
  24. Right now I’m on the edge, so don’t push me, I’ll aim for your head, so don’t push me. Fill your ass up with lead, so don’t push me.
  25. Досчитай, Досчитай, Досчитай до 100
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31 comments for “how long since I did a meme? too long…

  1. December 15, 2004 at 8:45 am

    19: Santa Baby. Love it! Especially by Ertha Kit. 🙂

    1. mav
      December 15, 2004 at 5:59 pm

      right song… that version happens to be marilyn monroe though. I have the Eartha one too… but that’s the one that randomly came up.

  2. December 15, 2004 at 8:50 am

    3. Funky Cold Medina. Tone Loc.
    4. that “merry christmas to you” song, by lots of folks.
    20. Kevin Gilbert. Song for a Dead Friend.
    22. Alleluia.

    I am betting 9 is some Gypsy Kings and the last one is some TATU, but I can’t ever remember foreign language lyrics that aren’t Mil Besos.

    1. mav
      December 15, 2004 at 6:07 pm

      3. Nope (see Geoff’s answer below)
      4. Close enough. It’s called “The Christmas Song”
      20. Yep
      22. Nope

    2. mav
      December 15, 2004 at 6:25 pm

      oh… and on 9 and 25, you’re right on the groups… but you need the songs 😛

  3. December 15, 2004 at 8:55 am

    my guesses

    3. Funky Cold Medina, Tone Loc
    4. The Christmas Song – so many versions I can’t even begin to guess who did yours
    10. & 17. know it, no idea what the song name is
    14. & 19. Santa Baby – I’m guessing Eartha Kitt’s version
    16. Nothing Compares To You by Prince – all I can tell is that yours isn’t Sinead O’Connor’s version
    22. Joy to the World

    1. mav
      December 15, 2004 at 6:16 pm

      Re: my guesses

      3. Nope (see answer from below
      4. Yep – I have several versions. This one happened to be ray Charles
      10 & 17. Heh… that hardly counts
      14 & 19. Yep… again I have several versions. It just so happened that two of them came up on random. Those two are Madonna and Marilyn Monroe (in that order)
      16. Yep. And its the Prince version (a duet with Rosie Gaines)
      22. Yep. Mariah Carey version

  4. December 15, 2004 at 9:06 am

    #3 is Wild Thing, not Funky Cold Medina. duh.

    1. December 15, 2004 at 9:43 am

      d’oh

      you’re right, of course. d’oh.

      1. mav
        December 15, 2004 at 6:18 pm

        Re: d’oh

        easy mistake… I actually wondered if anyone would make it.

    2. mav
      December 15, 2004 at 6:17 pm

      correct…

  5. December 15, 2004 at 9:38 am

    1) Usher, “Confessions”
    10) Bloodhound Gang, “Firewater Burn”

    And there are a couple of others I remember (#7 and #12, for example), but can neither fit artists or song titles.

    1. mav
      December 15, 2004 at 6:20 pm

      1) Close enough. Technically, it’s Confessions, Part 2. Confessions is a totall different (and not as good) song. To be really technical, that was the remix to Confessions, Part 2, but there is no way you could know that from the line I picked.
      10) correct, and you even got the correct version

  6. December 15, 2004 at 9:47 am

    21 A money back guarantee I’ll make it worth your while, I’m laying down fools like they’re kitchen tile
    Put on your Shitkickers – House of Pain

    24 Right now I’m on the edge, so don’t push me, I’ll aim for your head, so don’t push me. Fill your ass up with lead, so don’t push me.
    Don’t Push Me – 50 Cent

    25 Досчитай, Досчитай, Досчитай до 100
    что?

    1. mav
      December 15, 2004 at 6:22 pm

      21. Yep
      24. Yep
      25. Nope

      Oh… and thanx for the christmas card. I fully intended to send you guys one this year, but I was lame and didn’t send them to anyone… *sigh* I’m really gonna try really hard next year.

  7. December 15, 2004 at 11:37 am

    7. Lodi Dodi – Snoop Dogg
    And it’s “Mirror, Mirror on the wall, who is the top dog of them all.” =p

    1. mav
      December 15, 2004 at 6:26 pm

      The song is right, the group is wrong. It was the original by Doug E. Fresh and the Get Fresh crew. Thus, my lyrics are actually right.

  8. December 15, 2004 at 7:19 pm

    2. Baby got back??
    5. Some Prince song, probly something new?
    6. The electric slide?
    8. Purple Rain
    13. Some corny song I should know
    15. ~World in My Eyes (but less poetic)
    23. That one Alysha Keys song.

    1. mav
      December 15, 2004 at 7:26 pm

      2. Nope
      5. that’s not a real guess, now is it?
      6. Yep.
      8. Yep.
      13. Hmmm… I dunno. You may know it.
      15. Nope
      23. Who’s Alysha Keys? 😀

      1. December 15, 2004 at 8:40 pm

        I know I’ve heard #2 recently for some reason, but cannot remember what it is or where. Argh.

        1. mav
          December 16, 2004 at 5:15 am

          yep…, its kind of old school. I wasn’t sure if anyone would get it.

  9. December 15, 2004 at 7:24 pm

    8. Prince – Purple Rain

    18. Chef – Hot Lava

    1. mav
      December 15, 2004 at 7:30 pm

      8. yes
      18. yes, but on the CD, its Perry Farrell & D.V.D.A.

  10. December 15, 2004 at 8:37 pm

    Oh, I didn’t read carefully enough to see we were supposed to guess.

    25. Досчитай до ста , Тату.

    2. sounds like Sir Mix-A-Lot, but I don’t remember the line.

    1. mav
      December 16, 2004 at 5:05 am

      25. Yep. It was actually an easy one… surprised no one else got it (you’d don’t have to speak russian… just copy and paste what I wrote)
      2. Nope

      1. December 16, 2004 at 9:27 am

        yeah, I was surprised too.

  11. December 15, 2004 at 9:43 pm

    Yep, #2 is Sir Mix a Lot: Baby Got Back (I think that’s the name) & #23 is Alesha Keys: You Don’t Know My Name.

    1. December 15, 2004 at 9:47 pm

      hmmm just checked my playlist, I spelled her name wrong… Alisha

      1. mav
        December 16, 2004 at 5:08 am

        No, its “Alicia” geeze… not all black people are crazy, you know…

        1. December 16, 2004 at 6:07 am

          not my fault… too many years exposure to all those folks with their weird made up names and spellings. You know? It’s S-E-A-N, not S-H-A-W-N, or any other made up phonetic crap. And don’t get me started on the “…nequa” names! Sorry, one of my pet peeves, ya know.

    2. mav
      December 16, 2004 at 5:07 am

      2. Nope, it continues to not be Sir Mix-a-Lot, nor Baby Got Back, no matter how many people guess it. 🙂
      23. Correct… except you spelled her name wrong too.

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